Once Upon a Time in the Land of Vaporville
Where resided a wise wizard,
Drew of the Xhaled Clouds
He had just received a new Pine Green
Reactor Tank
that he had first noticed while visiting
Facebook and
then on
Twitter too!
Drew followed the links to
where people
R. "Why not?" he asked.
Drew then realized it was still using a "cig-alike" and wanted "More power"
And dreamed of the
Darwin and
The Opus.
So, he hooked up with
ECF and began looking for all the possibilities
At first he was overwhelmed by all the choices,
Xhalers,
XS-halers,
The Magnum,
Lung Juice and more,
but thanks to all the nice peeps on
ECF.. he had all the help he needed
and more!
So he headed to
Nhaler and picked up an
iTaste VV Kit and
3 30 ml bottles of High Voltage.
Into his cart he put 2
glass drip tips, 2
Jumbo Drip Attys, 2
Drip Shields and 2
306's.
And the sun came out, the birds
twitter, the faces on
facebook shine with the happiness of joy.
Come Wednesday he gathered together his
Nhaler gear and sat down to watch the Vape Team, it was a long way to pay day but he knew that he could try to get the
Nhaler spot on The Vape Wheel.
So he got the Vape Wheel and
Nhaler came up a
510 Innokin Kit from The Best Hair in Vaping,
Drew from
Nhaler!!
Now he would be fine until payday came along and he could always hope for a
Christmas Sale or Santa?
He had a
Kick watching the show, so he said, "
Tanks a lot!" But he had to leave, so he said, "
iGo now."
He was delighted that he no longer used the dirty stinkies thanks to
Drew, but still could be a happy
Nhaler.
So he got onto
Facebook and forwarded the link to
Nhaler to all his smoking friends, You too can Vape instead is what his post said.
Liquid,
tanks,
e-pipes and
cigars if i shop at
Nhaler boy i can go far! i looked at my wife with a big grinn but she looked at me and said"your wallets to thin"!!
But they have
Liquids and
cartos and
batteries, oh my, if I don't get to buy something I'm gonna just cry!
But the mood changed when his evil and slutty sister Drewella returned and tried to wrest control of the company based in the great state of New Jersey. "Oh no you don't!" as he pulled out his trusty saber lightsword thingie,
and started yelling "spiderman, spiderman! does whatever a spider can!!", now this is why you do not go from 36nic to 6nic in i day!!! And if you think that's not correct, just check out
Google + or
YouTube,
Facebook, you know. all the big kung fu places cause..... they know!
Drewella reach in her pocket and produced an analog smoke and began to raise the lighter,
Drew raised his
Polished Microscratch X-Haler and with one swipe of the
APV knocked the lighter from her hand. It was indeed quite a fight, swipes with her
Janty Stick, he thrust back with the
Kick, then she pulled out a
Revolver so
Drew immediately launched a massive
Cherry Bomb. This was something that
dogrocketdog thought was great! I mean, seeing people not fall into tempatation WEEEEEEE. So
Drew gave his sister s brand new
Opus and a bottle of
Lung Juice, after a big inhale of vapor, she smiled and said never again will I have ashtray breath.
Drewella rushed over to
ECF and started a thread titled "
Nhaler Rocks", she liked them on
FB and Tweeted the news - If you're looking to switch over to vapor the best company is
Drew's!
The next morning the phone rang off the hook, orders piled up for
Darwins,
Reactors,
Lung Juice and more
I love all the orders but darn what a mess, no matter what though they all get
shipped...TODAY...out the door!
And off like a flash
Drew's minions did dash from order to order 'till nearly cleaning out the
store.
The next morning he got an urgent call from a newb asking if he should buy the
N100 Starter Kit or go all out and get the
XL Xhaler Complete Kit. The call was answered warmly, that it depended on your tastes, but the
XHaler Kit comes in very pretty colors, and even a
Kick!
It all starts with a sniff and then a quick toke and before you can say
NHaler, you are hooked as a bloke. The flavor is fine and the shiny s do shine...
So the new Vaper ordered an
Ego C Twist Kit and one week later he order 4 more for Christmas for his wife, for his boss, for his mom and for his dad. So, the new vaper (DONALD we can call him) set off on a quest to try and convert all of his other loved ones to vaping, Donald followed
Nhaler on
Twitter and retweeted, and shared all of their goodies on
Facebook. So the converts they came, one after another each converting their co-workers, parents, sisters and brothers and they all "Liked" Nhaler on
Facebook and
tweeted the news and
Nhaler's orders just grew and grew. Donald was so proud of himself, converting all of his friends that he posted all about it on
ECF. Plus there where still things that he was still learning about, and still needed input.
but he knew the one thing he wanted for sure was a
Reactor Tank from
Nhaler in every color!
He
Googeled and
tweeted for all too see what he wanted
Santa to leave under his tree!
with all of
Nhalers' help and goodwill I think I will stay off of those nasty smokes again this year!!!
As My granddaughter looked at me she shed a happy tear! These folks' story has seem to have all ended in quitting smoking and being happy vapers due to
Nhalers' products and having a support team through social media. Who could argue???
Everyone realized that they can always rely on
Nhaler to fulfill all of their vaping needs... and once again, all was right in The Land of Vaporville!
The End