Ended Win again! 100 x Movkin Luggy VT60W & 100 Mini's up for grabs!

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ohh you are going to make us cramp up
2 for 2
 
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A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ...... numba 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled one he queries......... "You want... Beef wif Broccori."?
 

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which they had to pick in pieces out of his grey matter.:shock:
and the grill..I'm not too sympathetic to those who do stupid tricks to get stupid prizes.If he lived through that and isn't broccoli then he may have learned something,like have a look out down at the bottom to stop carz.Darwin always has a way to thin the shallow end of the gene pool.but that's just me..
 

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