10 reasons you eGo sucks compared to my volcano/elite/bu
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You do have to admit that some requirements of ecf users are beyond what a normal cigarette could do. Can you imagine someone expecting to carry around ONE cigarette and it lasting all day?
Someone said changing your batteries out of your pcc every 2 hours is to much work...I think you have been away from the marlboro's for to long to remember things like
looking for a lighter
crushing your pack of smokes
trying to light the damn thing in a car with the windows down using a normal bic
finding an ashtray
getting stopped by a sheriff because he thought you threw your .... out the window when you ashed
burning a hole in your couch when you missed the ashtray in the dark while watching a movie
face it your spoiled ...SPOILED
Someone said changing your batteries out of your pcc every 2 hours is to much work...I think you have been away from the marlboro's for to long to remember things like
looking for a lighter
crushing your pack of smokes
trying to light the damn thing in a car with the windows down using a normal bic
finding an ashtray
getting stopped by a sheriff because he thought you threw your .... out the window when you ashed
burning a hole in your couch when you missed the ashtray in the dark while watching a movie
face it your spoiled ...SPOILED
5. I can vape and play bass...
Your Blu's going to be activated the whole time the musics on may as well make the most of it.
I pay good money to get the "spoiled" experience. If I didn't want to be spoiled - exactly - buy a mini.
This is a bit too easy - first vapor, now ease of use...
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My replacement batteries for my mini GLV are $2.40 And they last all day. Plus it doesn't look like a dildo.... should I go on?
This is just silly.
Thanks for the laugh. Fusion power is were its at!
And they last all day. Plus it doesn't look like a dildo.... should I go on?This is just silly.
Thanks for the laugh. Fusion power is were its at!
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On a related note I bet with this green movement nonsense, if we could have a wind powered PV I believe vaping would get approved...tomorrow.
May be a bit difficult to vape while attempting to avoid the windmill blades however...
May be a bit difficult to vape while attempting to avoid the windmill blades however...
Yeah, well, he was making fun - kinda - but he is a fanboy of what he mentioned - so he was not really kidding about what he likes, just trying to make it a bit funny...
8. Your eGo looks like a steam punk dildo
I find your ridicule of certain types of "hardware" either short-sighted or just plain envious.
You are both probably best symbolized by the following:
http://shesawake.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cat-...-clown.jpg
By the way, I enjoy a variety of hardware including but not limited to eGo, Riva, 5v, 510, Blu, 901, and DSE905.
I've always wished that someone would invent the perfectly sized Ecig, so great that we would all change over. This one would taste great, create big clouds of vapor (unless you flipped the stealth toggle), fit in a shirt pocket, sense and change from button activation to auto (mental desire sensing), last for a week on a small battery that would induction charge in 15 minutes from a car or home power source (just place it near an outlet), have skins that change the appearance, and vape for a week on one carto that never leaked or tasted burnt.
Oh, and double as a flash drive while it charges from your laptop!
ECF would have nothing to talk about, though.
Oh, and double as a flash drive while it charges from your laptop!
ECF would have nothing to talk about, though.
I mentioned that also earlier - it the Holy Grail of ecigs. It doesn't exist.
That is why this entire thread is foolishness. He loves what he has because of little vapor.... so he can stealth vape... ha. If you aren't getting vapor, what is the point of it? That is exactly why 99% of people say what he has sucks.
BUT if it works for him - that's great. The ONLY point of any of this stuff is getting something that you like that "may" replace cancer sticks.
But to use this thread as advice on what to buy would be - "less than wise".
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I think the whole purpose of this thread was to be pointless and silly. It was lighthearted enough not to be threatening, so have fun with it!
I know my ego is tough enough to deal with it, so much so that I haven't purchased another to accompany the one I was born with!
I know my ego is tough enough to deal with it, so much so that I haven't purchased another to accompany the one I was born with!
LOL, I know he was trying to be a wise ..... I don't mind it. I found the thread to be funny... But he does like what he has - and that's fine. So the thread is basically a mix of funny and what he believes.... No problem with that.
1. Sleek and sexy vs stumpy and not
2. Try stealth vaping with your 510...did anyone fail to notice that cloud of vape?
3. My volcano/blue/elite tastes better...yes I know its subjective..it still tastes better
4. People understand I am using an electronic cigarette..they think you have asthma
5. I can vape and play bass...if you keep your eGo in your mouth you better invest in dentures
6. My replacement batteries are 8.99
7. I don't need to push buttons to vape..I want a smoking substitute not another playstation
8. Your eGo looks like a steam punk dildo
9. I don't have to use cones and then debate on the effectiveness of cones vs no cones
10. It taste better.
You'll come 'around' soon... you'll see.. (lol)
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