
whose ECF haiku's were nice
but the very best thing
that makes everyone sing
is he gave up the cigarette vice
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ETA: Oh no, wait, that's not annoying. Well, my limerick is...
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LoL, I can't spell
haiku and vaping. i wonder if anyone ever wrote a poem about smoking.
"Limerick" has one "M," like kiwi.
Where is there an "M" in kiwi?
Anyway, I got reminded about another annoying thing by another thread.
n < 8 billion) That despite quitting smoking, because I still have nicotine in my bloodstream, I can't qualify as a non-smoker in the eyes of the health insurance companies.
I don't suppose it should really annoy me personally since I can't really afford health insurance anyway, but I speak for the people who can and do.
There once was a poet named Price![]()
whose ECF haiku's were nice
but the very best thing
that makes everyone sing
is he gave up the cigarette vice
............................................![]()
ETA: Oh no, wait, that's not annoying. Well, my limerick is...
Cigarettes were great
They made me calm all day long
My wife prefers vape
I think something was lost in the translation from Texan into English.used to have tobacco swag
Ha, oddy clones and
Mr Belding saved by the wissel
Just like I prayer you know I'll take you there
Throat hits at daytona
Spending hours reading a very long thread only to find out the ending sux.![]()
So make it better...![]()
Being told that nicotine is a pesticide and that is why i shouldn't vape.