Back to the OP... Why mess around, do it right the first time.
Start buying flasks, beakers, and pipettes. Quit bathing and start acting tweaked and irritable. Take a Sharpie and black-out a lot of your teeth. Give your family, friends, and the DEA something to talk about. ... And buy at least one of these:
At $720 (on sale), you might need to think about making other products than just transfering juice...