120ml bottle - fluid transfer question

[vaporgalinfla]

Guys and gals, I'm real flattered that you would want me to come to Tucson and be a fortune teller in the lounge. I really am. I'm flattered.

But listen. I've been to Tucson before and if you think I'm going to run around that cowboy town with a turban on my head and a big, flowing cape ... I'm afraid you've lost your good senses. No thank you! My body just doesn't need all the whoopings I'd be getting.

And besides, I've tried full time jobs twice before and they didn't work out. Once at the What'sthatburger and they fired me because I called the customers buffalo .... and chub buns and at the Sewage Treatment Plant they fired me because I told the boss I wasn't going to take any sh-t off of him (I think he had heard that before).

And Elphaba, poor Elphaba, I see in my 1985 Oldsmobile headlight that FSUSA got your package ready and out the door real fast and into the hands of the US Postal Service where it fell into the hands of the International Package Coordinator, who sent it on to you via "Wrong Way Airlines and Dry Cleaning Services." The good news is that it will arrive during your lifetime.

Good luck!

TT

I think you would look very cute wearing a turban and a flowing cape.

Elphaba - So, did you contact "Wrong Way Airlines and Dry Cleaning Services" yet? I hope they aren't vaping your hopscotch!

 

[Elphaba13]

Not only are they vaping the hopscotch, but they said the custard was nicely steeped and their 97 year old grandma was enjoying it with her nightly glass of sherry. I'm bleeding furious!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

That's terrible! You better pay them a visit and retrieve your bottles! Good thing that TT let you know where your package ended up!

 

[Elphaba13]

I can't get over there. They are in a small village in the south of Cambodia. They don't even HAVE a postal service, so I'm totally flummoxed as to how the International Package coordinator got it THAT wrong! They said it came tied to one of their chickens. They did thank me, and they seem to be enjoying it, so I can't begrudge them I guess. I tried to get them to at least get the RY5 back to me, but it's become a favourite with Grandpa, and he's not letting it go. They said they were happy to send me the free sample of purecig, but I told them they could keep that one...

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Leave it to the International Package Coordinator! Sounds as bad as USPS! Well at least you turned some people on to vaping. The problem is when they try to place another order. I wonder if FSUSA can ship via chicken?

 

[Elphaba13]

Actually, I think they were going to ask David and Pam if they'd accept 3 chickens and a goat as payment for a couple of 120 ml bottles, since they don't have credit cards. They can just put my address in the delivery instructions, and it'll probably get to them.... Grandpa also asked me to pass on a big "thumbs up" for the french toast, and is very interested in the Jessie.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Actually, I think they were going to ask David and Pam if they'd accept 3 chickens and a goat as payment for a couple of 120 ml bottles, since they don't have credit cards. They can just put my address in the delivery instructions, and it'll probably get to them.... Grandpa also asked me to pass on a big "thumbs up" for the french toast, and is very interested in the Jessie.

lol... There goes my cabernet!

 

[div]

Ditto......cleaning my mess now, wipe, wipe. where is my squeegie?

lol... There goes my cabernet!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Ditto......cleaning my mess now, wipe, wipe. where is my squeegie?

I think I'm going to start keeping a sponge next to my monitor!

 

[SecondChance]

I think I'm going to start keeping a sponge next to my monitor!

The easy answer, mount a roll of cling wrap to the side of your monitor...pull a sheet across to cover. Then when this happens peel it off, pull a new sheet across and good to go! lol Of course I don't know what this would do to help your keyboard and desk. Prolly still have to have a sponge. Oh well I tried.

 

[hairball]

What a gut buster....I love you folks.

I keep a beach towel close to sop up the mess.

 

[SecondChance]

What a gut buster....I love you folks.

I keep a beach towel close to sop up the mess.

LOL..Extra large good idea! But then you have to keep a bucket next to the desk so you can wring it out when it gets to damp....Ugh it's just an endless cycle. Surely there must be a perfect answer to this question some where out there!

 

[TexasT]

I can't get over there. They are in a small village in the south of Cambodia. They don't even HAVE a postal service, so I'm totally flummoxed as to how the International Package coordinator got it THAT wrong! They said it came tied to one of their chickens. They did thank me, and they seem to be enjoying it, so I can't begrudge them I guess. I tried to get them to at least get the RY5 back to me, but it's become a favourite with Grandpa, and he's not letting it go. They said they were happy to send me the free sample of purecig, but I told them they could keep that one...

I think I got flummoxed one time.

It kinda hurt at first, but after a while I started liking it.

But, that was a long time ago.

TT

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I think I got flummoxed one time.

It kinda hurt at first, but after a while I started liking it.

But, that was a long time ago.

TT

Who flummoxed you?

 

[TexasT]

Oh vaporgal, here in Texas we don't flummox and tell ...

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Oh vaporgal, here in Texas we don't flummox and tell ...

I'm sure that not telling confuses a lot of people.

 

[SecondChance]

T, that could go alot of places and I ain't gonna go there... LOL

 

[TexasT]

T, that could go alot of places and I ain't gonna go there... LOL

vaporgal and SecondChance, flummoxing isn't something one person does to another, your way off track here. Such nasty minds. Tsk, tsk, tsk. And they let you two be Supplier Associates?

Flummoxing is a delightful Aussie dance where they wear these big,
beautiful. colorful costumes and the women have bowls of fruit on their head like a hat and they jump around all over the place and yell Aye Chihuahua and Chiquita Banana!!!

I tried it once when I was younger and the jumping around like that made my feet hurt at first but after some wonderful Aussie beer like Cascade Premium Lager, Fosters and Victoria Bitter my feet didn't hurt so much and I started liking the dancing.

Those folks sure do know how to do a dance and they have some of the very best beer I ever had in my life! And the more of that beer I had, the more I danced! But like I said, that was a long time ago.

Now vaporgal and SecondBreath, for those nasty minds I want you two to go get your little chairs and go sit in the corner until I tell you to come out.

And no talking!

 

[SecondChance]

Hey now T, I don't think VGF and myself deserve timeout! We were just looking for clarification.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Hey now T, I don't think VGF and myself deserve timeout! We were just looking for clarification.

That's right TT! Just needed some clarification! So, I'm even more confused now. For some reason, I can't imagine an Aussie woman having a bowl on her head and yelling "Aye Chihuahua" and "Chiquita Banana"!