In Lynden, Washington:
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
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In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
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You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister.
It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.
You are not allowed to wear a life-jacket near the Spokane River
In Seattle you can light someones house on fire as long as you have the owners permission.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister.
It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.
You are not allowed to wear a life-jacket near the Spokane River
In Seattle you can light someones house on fire as long as you have the owners permission.
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
This law still exists.
Location: Tennessee
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
This law still exists.
Location: Tennessee
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
I volunteer to help enforce compliance with this law. As your duly elected pie-licitian I will confiscate and destroy all pie before it leaves the premises of any given diner. You know, for the children.
second time you have me me LoL in this thread. thanksI volunteer to help enforce compliance with this law. As your duly elected pie-licitian I will confiscate and destroy all pie before it leaves the premises of any given diner. You know, for the children.
Pennsylvania:
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
All liquor stores must be run by the state. YES REALLY
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required
to hunt on your own land.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)
You may not sing in the bathtub.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (crap you guys I'm going to jail!)
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
All liquor stores must be run by the state. YES REALLY
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required
to hunt on your own land.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)
You may not sing in the bathtub.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (crap you guys I'm going to jail!)
for Texas...
"When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."
it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel and it's also illegal to milk another person's cow.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to sell Limburger Cheese on Sundays
"When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."
it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel and it's also illegal to milk another person's cow.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to sell Limburger Cheese on Sundays
Oh goodness! I am dying laughing at all these! I am gonna print these out and announce a winner tomorrow morning. Thank you guys so much for joining in and for the laughs!!!
Ew you need a hunting license to hunt on your OWN LAND in pittsburg??
Thats so unconstitutional it almost brings tears to my eyes & i'm sure if I dwelled on it longer it WOULD?
Thats HORRIBLE? Is anyone actively fighting that law at this time?
you should NOT need a license to hunt your own land! That is COMPLETELY against the constitution.
Anyways.. heres my wacky laws:
1. In Florida, it is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays.
2. It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit
3. It is illegal for men to wear strapless gowns
4. It is technically illegal to skateboard on state owned sidewalks without a skateboard license from the state
5. It is technically illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary
6. You may not pass gas in a public space after 6pm
7. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is explicitly illegal
8. A hair salon, and the woman herself, can be fined, if the workers allow a woman to fall asleep under a hair dryer
9. It is illegal for the doors of a public building to open inwards
10. The Florida State constitution has a specific amendment that states pregnant pigs cannot be caged
11. Up until 2012, it was illegal for doctors to ask their patients if they own firearms.
12. It is illegal to break more than 3 porcelain dishes in 1 day, or chip more than 4 cups and/or saucers.
These are all real laws on the books in Florida, or in some FL counties.
Thats so unconstitutional it almost brings tears to my eyes & i'm sure if I dwelled on it longer it WOULD?
Thats HORRIBLE? Is anyone actively fighting that law at this time?
you should NOT need a license to hunt your own land! That is COMPLETELY against the constitution.
Anyways.. heres my wacky laws:
1. In Florida, it is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays.
2. It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit
3. It is illegal for men to wear strapless gowns
4. It is technically illegal to skateboard on state owned sidewalks without a skateboard license from the state
5. It is technically illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary
6. You may not pass gas in a public space after 6pm
7. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is explicitly illegal
8. A hair salon, and the woman herself, can be fined, if the workers allow a woman to fall asleep under a hair dryer
9. It is illegal for the doors of a public building to open inwards
10. The Florida State constitution has a specific amendment that states pregnant pigs cannot be caged
11. Up until 2012, it was illegal for doctors to ask their patients if they own firearms.
12. It is illegal to break more than 3 porcelain dishes in 1 day, or chip more than 4 cups and/or saucers.
These are all real laws on the books in Florida, or in some FL counties.
VA is the same way, and a few other places. (But you can sell beer/wine in the grocery store, which you can't do in most of MD.)
Wish they did that in spfld. I live by a highschool n it just kills me the way they wear their pants around their dang knees
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It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
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You must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions
You must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions
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