8Pm EST Tongiht! I have an EXCLUSIVE Review.

[TheIllustratedMan]

HA! Good one! But really, I can't stand anticipation. Hmmmm, an accessory? This better be good Mooby!

..but will it go with my shoes?

 

[tlc]

Me thinks we are beginning to see Mooby's evil side!
This waiting is making me all twitterpated!

 

[nikomoul]

what's a fleshlight?

 

[Moobyghost]

what's a fleshlight?

Something I am going to need if I don't get another girlfriend soon. It has been since the first week in April since I have had sex.

 

[RandallFlagg]

what's a fleshlight?

 

[Satyr]

what's a fleshlight?

Google is a wonderful thing.

Edit: I should have ordered one of those when I ordered my e-......, lol.

 

[Moobyghost]

Did you really order the e-......?

 

[DaMulta]

Don't worry everyone I have found the video EARLY!!!

YouTube - Darth Vader is a promotion of the E cig MOD

TeH POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

 

[Krakkan]

You know, Nintendo built up a lot of hype for their Virtual Boy. And look where that got it. I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Oh yeah lol forgot about that one was a disappointment

 

[Moobyghost]

Don't worry everyone I have found the video EARLY!!!

YouTube - Darth Vader is a promotion of the E cig MOD

TeH POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

I would give my left nut for one of those.

 

[BigJimW]

Something I am going to need if I don't get another girlfriend soon. It has been since the first week in April since I have had sex.

Why not buy one of these?

 

[DaMulta]

Does she cook and clean?

 

[shotgun903]

I know! it's a PCF - Personal Charging Fedora

 

[Moobyghost]

You going to front me the three grand? Also, I like my **** buddies to be alive and breathing, preferably moaning my name as I rock their world.

 

[BigJimW]

You going to front me the three grand? Also, I like my **** buddies to be alive and breathing, preferably moaning my name as I rock their world.

Oh, you shopped for a RealDoll before?

I think we all have at one time or another.

And yeah, I did like it when my ex girlfriend used to moan my name as well. She'd be like, Oh God, oh GOD!"

 

[Moobyghost]

Oh, you shopped for a RealDoll before?

I think we all have at one time or another.

And yeah, I did like it when my ex girlfriend used to moan my name as well. She'd be like, Oh God, oh GOD!"

No, did not look them up, saw them on real sex on HBO.

Moaning is one of the biggest turn ons for me in the sack. If a woman is to quite, I can't...ahem...get off.

 

[Chief-A-Lot]

No, did not look them up, saw them on real sex on HBO.

Moaning is one of the biggest turn ons for me in the sack. If a woman is to quite, I can't...ahem...get off.

You guys are nuts! I love it! However, I would like to see the product BEFORE Sun swoops in and closes the thread

 

[RandallFlagg]

Oh, you shopped for a RealDoll before?

I have.
We got it and rigged it with an auto-inflater from one of the lifeboats on my ship. Set it to go off when this BM2's rack was opened.
Funniest thing we ever saw. He came into the berthing, went to his rack to get something before lights out and...BOOM-S-S-S-S-H-H-H-H!!!!, "YAAAGGHHH!!"

We all about laughed ourselves to death!

 

[Moobyghost]

I am laughing just thinking about it

 

[RandallFlagg]

I am laughing just thinking about it

We Boatswain's Mates are a sick minded bunch.