This is what I do for a living, and this is how I am going to explain it to people LMAO!!
"A simple gas chromatographic method is busted lyrics bout fo' tha rapid analysiz of natural gas rockin thermal conductivitizzle detectors n' programmed-temperature operation of a single Poropak N column. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da method permits tha determination of nitrogen, carbon dioxide n' hydrocarbons containin one ta seven carbon atoms."