A perfect Evening

[bornagainst]

Ribs, beer, 555, a drip tip and 3 Chuck Norris films.

A perfect evening.



That's all I have to say.

 

[dk2]

I'll be right over!!!

 

[Switched]

I guess you have no plans for getting laid?

Beer is cool, 555 somehwat cool, Chuck...

 

[Nuck]

Jessica Alba's car breaks down and in her wasted condition bangs on your door pleading for help...

 

[dk2]

Have to think about letting her in especially if the scene chuck's in has him showing chest hair, mmm love me some chuck

 

[bornagainst]

What is this "laid" thing you all refer to?

 

[gixer]

Did you know Chuck Norris doesn't take showers? He takes blood baths!

 

[jj2]

What is this "laid" thing you all refer to?

Laid to rest?
Well, at some point sleep is involved.

 

[dk2]

When Chuck Norris goes to the dentist he uses the drill on himself without any freezing.

 

[karene]

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Happy Birthday, bornagainst!