Yes, I have too much time on my hands... but the kids are asleep and I'm enjoying this wonderful new flavor my postman brought today. You can guess the melody I imagine:
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Lemme tell ya story 'bout an analog man,
Smoked all day and night - sometimes even on the can,
Then one day while burning one more buck,
Up came an ad from an e-cig schmuck.
PV that is...
Freedom from tobacco
A new way to breathe
Well the next thing ya know the man had bought a kit
He grossly overpaid and the flavor taste like #@it.
So he went to ECF - that's the place he had to be...
And they filled his head with jargon but they seemed to have the key...
808's that was...
Drip tips and Cartos
Coupon codes
The days of vape were here to stay and had only just begun
Wasn't long 'till he was modding and juicing by the ton,
He no longer smelled of crap and his sense of smell revived,
He told some friends and they dropped cigs - the message was alive.
An alternative to smoking
One that works
Really
Well now it's time to say goodbye to big tobacco pimps,
They have all their politicians still trying to step in,
How dare we find a way to stop and still enjoy ourselves?
Without them getting loads of cash and owning us themselves.
FDA that is.
Write an email.
Send a letter.
Keep on vapin' y'hear?
--
Lemme tell ya story 'bout an analog man,
Smoked all day and night - sometimes even on the can,
Then one day while burning one more buck,
Up came an ad from an e-cig schmuck.
PV that is...
Freedom from tobacco
A new way to breathe
Well the next thing ya know the man had bought a kit
He grossly overpaid and the flavor taste like #@it.
So he went to ECF - that's the place he had to be...
And they filled his head with jargon but they seemed to have the key...
808's that was...
Drip tips and Cartos
Coupon codes
The days of vape were here to stay and had only just begun
Wasn't long 'till he was modding and juicing by the ton,
He no longer smelled of crap and his sense of smell revived,
He told some friends and they dropped cigs - the message was alive.
An alternative to smoking
One that works
Really
Well now it's time to say goodbye to big tobacco pimps,
They have all their politicians still trying to step in,
How dare we find a way to stop and still enjoy ourselves?
Without them getting loads of cash and owning us themselves.
FDA that is.
Write an email.
Send a letter.
Keep on vapin' y'hear?
