A Smile for you
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Mike once decided to take the glass door off the tub..i was in another room when I heard all kinds of cussing along with Plink , crash..plink, plink. When I went in all the tile in a row was falling off! he was trying to stop the damage by holding tiles..it didn't work as he only has two hands. We ended up replacing the tile all around the edge of the tub with another color because the original tile was over 25 years old and could not be found!
Another time he was sure he and his brother could unclog my disposal line from outside. O.K. it made some weird sense. They go out and decide to use the giant plumbers wrench to turn the big bolt thing from the wall...I see water and gunk all over hubbys face and his brother rolling on the ground. When the laughing stopped..they realized they broke the pipe off..but never budged the bolt! That cost a small fortune to fix. It turns out garbage disposals can't handle rice..who knew?
The next Christmas Mike got a big red tool box with a phone book inside!
When we were in Cheyenne my mom was up for Thanksgiving. We had an old stove and the door to the oven was loose. Mike decided to tighten the screws. Halfway thru the turkey cooking the door fell off..he had striped the screws.Mom was the Executive Secretary to the Commander of civil Engineers at Macdill A.F.B. in Tampa so she calls C.E. and tells them that she is Col. so and so's secretary and needs help now. They came out and fixed it fast. No one bothered to question who the Col. was! (C.E. is the group of people who do the building and maintanance of all building on base..this includes electricans, plumbers ect.)
Another time he was sure he and his brother could unclog my disposal line from outside. O.K. it made some weird sense. They go out and decide to use the giant plumbers wrench to turn the big bolt thing from the wall...I see water and gunk all over hubbys face and his brother rolling on the ground. When the laughing stopped..they realized they broke the pipe off..but never budged the bolt! That cost a small fortune to fix. It turns out garbage disposals can't handle rice..who knew?
The next Christmas Mike got a big red tool box with a phone book inside!
When we were in Cheyenne my mom was up for Thanksgiving. We had an old stove and the door to the oven was loose. Mike decided to tighten the screws. Halfway thru the turkey cooking the door fell off..he had striped the screws.Mom was the Executive Secretary to the Commander of civil Engineers at Macdill A.F.B. in Tampa so she calls C.E. and tells them that she is Col. so and so's secretary and needs help now. They came out and fixed it fast. No one bothered to question who the Col. was! (C.E. is the group of people who do the building and maintanance of all building on base..this includes electricans, plumbers ect.)
Serious Dude on classic Harley, cruising along west coast looking over California beaches, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The Serious Dude almost lost control, but made it and pulled over and said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can cruise over anytime I want.
God replied, Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought deep about it for a long time. Finally, he said, God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what shes thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
The Serious Dude almost lost control, but made it and pulled over and said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can cruise over anytime I want.
God replied, Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought deep about it for a long time. Finally, he said, God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what shes thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
LOL @ Lisa's joke.
Classy, that's the sweetest vid I've seen in a long time.
Classy, that's the sweetest vid I've seen in a long time.
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