A Smile for you

[classwife]

Oh My !!! R O F L !!!

 

[Mary Kay]

I sure hope he didn't try to get the cow P.G....we don't need such stupid cows! LOL

 

[Fudgey]

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

"I guess it's to hang your pants on."

I sure hope he didn't try to get the cow P.G....we don't need such stupid cows! LOL

 

[CES]

good one!!!

 

[Flowersoul]

Have so been enjoying this thread and wanted y'all to know how I appreciate the laughter.

Sure needed it this morning!

 

[classwife]

((hugs)) Flowersoul !!

 

[Mary Kay]

SO M E T I M E S

Sometimes....

when you cry...

no one sees your
tears.

Sometimes...

when you are in pain...

no one sees your
hurt.

Sometimes...

when you are worried...

no one sees your
stress.

Sometimes...

when you are happy...

no one sees your
smile.



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But FART !! just ONE friggin' time.....
And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!!

You thought this was going to be one of those
heart-touching stories!

 

[Seabrook]

Good one Mary Kay, lol. That's what pets are for, to lay the blame on them, lol.

 

[Fudgey]

 

[classwife]

 

[Mary Kay]

That poor deluded pup!

 

[Michele]

It's so cute, but it kinda makes me feel sorry for the little guy! He's so persistent! LOL

 

[CES]

awww..silly pup. ever optimistic....

 

[Michele]

It's Friday, it's Friday!!!! Yay for us, it's Friday!!!

 

[Fudgey]

Michele are you excited it's Friday?

Me to

 

[classwife]

(another bunny in disguise !)

Wooooo-hooooo !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seabrook]

GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.

Oh, Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

 

[classwife]

That's dang funny !!!!

 

[Mary Kay]

 

[Fudgey]

GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.

Oh, Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

Yay!! More happy bunnies The one on top is a funny looking bunny...LOL