A Smile for you

[Fudgey]

This is just a forward..I do not answer voices from other stalls..too afraid they are just in my head! LOL

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!".........lol

 

[Lisa66]

MK,

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine finds herself in a bathroom stall with no toilet paper and asks the person next to her if she could "spare a square"!

 

[Fudgey]

I remember that episode!!!

 

[CES]

this is a pretty neat story (no tears- promise)
Bobcat_Climbs_Cactus

 

[rainkeltoia]

awe!! what beautiful photos and great story too, what a lucky catch by that photographer!

 

[CES]

i thought it was pretty amazing (especially that the bobcat didn't turn into a pincushion)

 

[rainkeltoia]

Its amazing the way animals are adapted to survive such extremes!

 

[rave]

Gorgeous bobcat!! Thanks for the morning smile.

 

[CES]

Good morning Rave, you're welcome.

( just notice your join date- two year ECF anniversary this month!!)

 

[rave]

Yep - 2 years without analogs, and I haven't missed it a bit. The only thing that I miss is the simplicity of the process. Pull one out of the pack and light it. Period.

 

[Fudgey]

Congrats rave!!!!! 2 years is awesome!!!!

Great story Chris.....

 

[Lisa66]

CES, so beautiful. And just like a cat.....looking nonchalant.

 

[classwife]

I still say ouch !!

Way to go Rave !

 

[rave]

Thanks ladies!

Yeah - I don't get it. How does that not hurt the bobcat? The pads of their paws aren't furred like a lynx. 'Course, it must've hurt a heck of a lot less than getting caught by a mountain lion ...

 

[CES]

No idea...but he doesn't look uncomfortable (especially during his nap)

 

[Mary Kay]

It could have hurt like crazy..but he's a cat, he isn't gonna admit it!
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

 

[Fudgey]

 

[rave]

It could have hurt like crazy..but he's a cat, he isn't gonna admit it!
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

HILARIOUS!! That sounds just like something my son would've done - just out of orneriness.

 

[Lisa66]

Smart kid!

 

[classwife]

Hehe ! That's good !



...finger lickin' good !