Hey - great job everyone!
I've read
through at least
three times - still laugh at some. We're getting some good ones, too.
Obviously I can't enter, but all these are getting me inspired - some OK, some are just
wrong...
Absolute-Wood
When Cheap Crap Just Won't Do
Absolute-Wood
You have a Problem-We can't fix it, but we can organize it
Absolute-Wood
Sometimes Given, Sometimes Gotten
Absolute-Wood
Hard, Exotic, and a Deep Finish
Avsolut-Wood
Moab Labe
Absolute-Wood
Just Let Me Hold It
Absolute-Wood
We Always Have Major Wood
Absolute-Wood
Call the Doctor! This Wood's way past four hours
Keep 'em coming, this is fun
