If it's anything like my workplace:I work for a very large bank in a customer service call center. A friend of mine emailed the VP of his dept to ask if we could use them indoors and was shot down. The VP likened it to allowing people to drink non-alcoholic beer on the job and bringing in fake guns. Personally i don't agree with any part of that statement and I'm sure you guys don't either. All I can wish for is that I make more or at least as much money as VP someday, considering how stupid the man sounds.
You will need to lower your IQ a few points if you ever wish to become management. I advise a hearty mixture of whiskey, gambling, and join a Pentecostal church.