Ive got my own tank coming out, its called
The Hype Tank by Inflated Claims LLC
Includes all the usual claims a vaper is used to:
* Innovative filling method (ive designed it so you cant actually fill it without a special proprietary tool that is designed to break after every filling). Inflated Claims LLC is a subsidiary of .......Tech Worldwide Inc
* <insert chinglish description of cloud production here> I cant write anything funnier than they do on this one
* Patented 12 coil coil head - We here at Inflated Claims thought Smok were a bunch of soft penises when they stopped at 8, and the vaping community equates everything as more is better, so 12, yup 12. did i mention that the coils are orientated in a dual 6 stacked radial configuration for extra ridiculousness. Think of a radial plane engine, but without the props. The design came to me late one night as i was .........ing to old Amelia Earhart newsreels
* Game changing coil head uses i) strontium 90 infused wire, because with strontium 90's half life of nearly 30 years, we know vapers will appreciate fewer coil changes.
* Guaranteed unique ii) leak free design.
* One of a kind airflow system, designed to suit neither MTL or LH vapers, we spent thousands of hours in R&D to design our aiflow system with the specific intention of requiring the user to learn a completely new way of inhaling. We'll have a competition shortly to give away units for the best names people can come up with for the new inhalation technique.
* World first wicking method. Just scoop some pocket lint form your pocket, or the clothes dryer, poke into the radial coil assembly and youre ready to go
* Refreshingly dry hit proof. If the tank detects a dry hit is imminent it will squirt juice directly into the mouth of the user. We sadly couldnt patent this as this is how a Kanger Subtank Mini works even without dry hit prevention.
* Market redefining iii) 511 connection.
i) MSDS on strontium 90 available on atomic energy commissions website
ii) Guarantee only valid until you introduce liquid into tank
iii) Only available on the limited edition Nigel Tufnell Signature Series. May not fit current mods.
And as is custom, but in reverse, heres a google english to chinese translation for our chinese friends
香港专业教育学院有我自己的坦克出来，其所谓的
炒作坦克由充气索赔有限责任公司
包括所有一个vaper用于通常的权利要求：
*创新填充法（香港专业教育学院设计的，所以你不能真正填补它没有特殊的专有工具，它被设计每次灌装后打破）。充气索赔LLC是BastardTech全球公司的子公司
* <云生产插入式英语的描述在这里>我不能写什么有趣比他们做的这一个
*专利12圈线圈头 - 我们在这里自吹自擂认为SMOK是一堆柔软的阴茎时，他们在8停止，vaping社区等同的一切，更多的是更好的，所以12，烨12.我提到的线圈在定向额外的荒谬双6堆叠径向配置。认为一个径向平面发动机的，但没有道具。该设计来找我下旬的一个晚上，我自慰老埃尔哈特新闻片
*游戏改变线圈头采用I）90锶注入线，因为锶90的一半，近30年的生活中，我们知道者为Status.net将欣赏减少线圈的变化。
*保证独特II）无泄漏设计。
*其中一类气流系统，设计，以适应既不MTL或LH者为Status.net的，我们花了数千小时的研发，设计我们的aiflow系统需要用户学习吸入了一种全新的方式的具体意图。我们将有一个竞争短期内放弃单位的名称最好的人可以想出新的吸入技术。
*世界第一吸湿排汗的方法。刚舀些零花钱皮棉形成了你的口袋，或干衣机，捅到径向线圈组件和你准备去
*清爽干打证明。如果水箱检测到干命中是迫在眉睫它将喷射汁直接进入使用者的嘴。我们遗憾的是想不出这个专利，因为这是一个康尔副罐迷你如何工作的，即使没有干命中预防。
*三）市场领先的511连接。
我）MSDS锶90可在原子能委员会网站
二），直到你将液体引入罐保证只有合法
三）仅适用于限量版佰塔夫内尔签名系列。可能不适合当前的MODS的。
Xiānggǎng zhuānyè jiàoyù xuéyuàn yǒu wǒ zìjǐ de tǎnkè chūlái, qí suǒwèi de
chǎozuò tǎnkè yóu chōngqì suǒpéi yǒuxiàn zérèn gōngsī
bāokuò suǒyǒu yīgè vaper yòng yú tōngcháng de quánlì yāoqiú:
*Chuàngxīn tiánchōng fǎ (xiānggǎng zhuānyè jiàoyù xuéyuàn shèjì de, suǒyǐ nǐ bùnéng zhēnzhèng tiánbǔ tā méiyǒu tèshū de zhuān yǒu gōngjù, tā bèi shèjì měi cì guàn zhuāng hòu dǎpò). Chōngqì suǒpéi LLC shì .......Tech quánqiú gōngsī de zǐ gōngsī
* <yún shēngchǎn chārù shì yīngyǔ de miáoshù zài zhèlǐ >wǒ bùnéng xiě shénme yǒuqù bǐ tāmen zuò de zhè yīgè
*zhuānlì 12 quān xiànquān tóu - wǒmen zài zhèlǐ zìchuīzìléi rènwéi SMOK shì yī duī róuruǎn de yīnjīng shí, tāmen zài 8 tíngzhǐ,vaping shèqū děngtóng de yīqiè, gèng duō de shì gèng hǎo de, suǒyǐ 12, yè 12. Wǒ tí dào de xiànquān zài dìngxiàng éwài de huāngmiù shuāng 6 duīdié jìng xiàng pèizhì. Rènwéi yīgè jìng xiàng píngmiàn fādòngjī de, dàn méiyǒu dàojù. Gāi shèjì lái zhǎo wǒ xiàxún de yīgè wǎnshàng, wǒ zìwèi lǎo āi ěr hā tè xīnwén piàn
*yóuxì gǎibiàn xiànquān tóu cǎiyòng I)90 sī zhùrù xiàn, yīnwèi sī 90 de yībàn, jìn 30 nián de shēnghuó zhōng, wǒmen zhīdào zhě wéi Status.Net jiāng xīnshǎng jiǎnshǎo xiànquān de biànhuà.
*Bǎozhèng dútè II) wú xièlòu shèjì.
*Qízhōng yī lèi qìliú xìtǒng, shèjì, yǐ shìyìng jì bù MTL huò LH zhě wéi Status.Net de, wǒmen huāle shù qiān xiǎoshí de yánfā, shèjì wǒmen de aiflow xìtǒng xūyào yònghù xuéxí xīrùle yī zhǒng quánxīn de fāngshì de jùtǐ yìtú. Wǒmen jiāng yǒu yīgè jìngzhēng duǎnqí nèi fàngqì dānwèi de míngchēng zuì hǎo de rén kěyǐ xiǎng chū xīn de xīrù jìshù.
*Shìjiè dì yī xīshī pái hàn de fāngfǎ. Gāng yǎo xiē línghuā qián pímián xíngchéngle nǐ de kǒudài, huò gàn yī jī, tǒng dào jìng xiàng xiànquān zǔjiàn hé nǐ zhǔnbèi qù
*qīngshuǎng gān dǎ zhèngmíng. Rúguǒ shuǐxiāng jiǎncè dào gàn mìngzhòng shì pòzàiméijié tā jiāng pēnshè zhī zhíjiē jìnrù shǐyòng zhě de zuǐ. Wǒmen yíhàn de shì xiǎng bù chū zhège zhuānlì, yīnwèi zhè shì yīgè kāng ěr fù guàn mínǐ rúhé gōngzuò de, jíshǐ méiyǒu gàn mìngzhòng yùfáng.
*Sān) shìchǎng lǐngxiān de 511 liánjiē.
Wǒ)MSDS sī 90 kě zài yuánzǐnéng wěiyuánhuì wǎngzhàn
èr), zhídào nǐ jiāng yètǐ yǐnrù guàn bǎozhèng zhǐyǒu héfǎ
sān) jǐn shìyòng yú xiànliàng bǎn bǎi tǎ fū nèi ěr qiānmíng xìliè. Kěnéng bù shìhé dāngqián de MODS de.
