Today I woke up
in a pretty sour mood
I ate half-thawed hash browns
for my breakfast food
I got in the car
and I had to get gas
Then there was traffic
so I couldn't drive fast
My oil light came on
And that made me mad
Because most mechanics
cost more than my dad
By all accounts
it was a sad day
Then I reached in my purse
and took out my vape
Oh beautiful wonderful
ecigarette
You helped me quit cigs
I have no regrets
You're always right there
in my time of stress
I love you so much
This I must confess
So please never leave me
I need you around
You are my best friend
That's what I have found
Let's stick together
Please don't go away
We promise us vapers
will defeat FDA
in a pretty sour mood
I ate half-thawed hash browns
for my breakfast food
I got in the car
and I had to get gas
Then there was traffic
so I couldn't drive fast
My oil light came on
And that made me mad
Because most mechanics
cost more than my dad
By all accounts
it was a sad day
Then I reached in my purse
and took out my vape
Oh beautiful wonderful
ecigarette
You helped me quit cigs
I have no regrets
You're always right there
in my time of stress
I love you so much
This I must confess
So please never leave me
I need you around
You are my best friend
That's what I have found
Let's stick together
Please don't go away
We promise us vapers
will defeat FDA