And the coffin went away!!!
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Hahaha!!! And then I texted my mom and told her to tell me when she hears dad start laughing 
The wait begins...
The wait begins...
A friend of mine had this on his Facebook status a couple of days ago...
"A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six." A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here. --Jim Waggaman"
"A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six." A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here. --Jim Waggaman"
The three stages of martial sex:
Honeymoon stage: anywhere, anytime anyway as long as it's now!
Bedroom stage: in bed, lights off, under the covers and nobody see's anything.
Hallway stage: You meet each other in the hallway, "Screw you!" "No, Screw you!"
They've found a food that's 90% effective as a birth control, Wedding cake!
Honeymoon stage: anywhere, anytime anyway as long as it's now!
Bedroom stage: in bed, lights off, under the covers and nobody see's anything.
Hallway stage: You meet each other in the hallway, "Screw you!" "No, Screw you!"
They've found a food that's 90% effective as a birth control, Wedding cake!
Bummer. Works for me every time I get home and DH has a glass of wine waiting. And this is homemade wine. proof somewhere between Jack and Everclear judging by how I feel after one glass.
I get home and DH has a glass of wine waiting. And this is homemade wine. proof somewhere between Jack and Everclear judging by how I feel after one glass.
Ah, I see. Well, I'm not there yet, so I can't really say. There are always roofies
This is my kids favorite joke Q- What did the vetrinarian say right befor he cut off the dogs tail?
A- Won't be long now.
Q-What did the dog do after having his tail cut off?
A-Went to the retail store.
A- Won't be long now.
Q-What did the dog do after having his tail cut off?
A-Went to the retail store.
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