Holy crap..that is ridiculous! My girlfriend was an met and they had an emergency call for this man who was huge. They had to break out a huge window to get him to the ambulance...she said it took hours till they got him to the hospital....I guess the guy hadn't been out of the house in years!
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You Ladies are off the chain!! I always enjoy the read here, it's kind of a mix of real life hurt, humor and love mixed with a touch of cynicism. 
Good luck to all
Good luck to all
Yay! I finally got caught up! ..only 10 pages behind this time
What no winner announced yet??! 
What am I saying?? I didn't even know a winner was going to be drawn
You guys and gals evoked chuckles and grins from me with your stories
@Marina2 ..well you have to admit, being attacked by a shark does sound so much more exciting than diabetes
Def makes for better story telling. And I'm sure your bro got the biggest kick out of it. Always good when you can laugh at the bad stuff ...maybe not when it's happening..but maybe later.
@redrebel821 I haz me a Teeter Hang up! .... ...that doesn't quite sound right 
. I can only stay upside down for a little while tho...gives me a headache otherwise..but def agree...it is the bomb for stretching out your back after a long day on your feet. I think I am actually a little taller afterwards ...I should measure ...I bet I am!
@Kprthevapr you poor thing....a slash on your throat and your eye all beat up by a car door ... I had to grin in spite of myself. I remember long long ago....when I was in my late 20's ....I caught a horrid bug..one of those where you don't know which end to cover first. Ended up passing out on the toilet. When I came to....besides my underwear around my ankles ....I had hit my face on the rough edge of some paneling....I had a perfect scrape ...down the middle of my forehead..down my nose ..and down the middle of my chin...Thank god I didn't feel a thing till I woke up on the floor..cuz that woulda HURT!!
I recovered in a day or two and felt well enough to play in my softball league. As I was making my way across the field for the game ...I swear...at least 3 or 4 people asked me if I was the gal who was in the car accident ... .....I told them ..."No...I'm the gal who got sick and fell off the toilet". 
@redrebel821 ....ah..the memories ( of riding squad) ...the good...the bad...the ugly
@Ladybear ..I hafta agree with @redrebel821 ..."it's the noise right before the vomiting" ...Recalling a call where the guy thought he swallowed his denture ....and he was making that noise ..all the way to the hospital...I remember my paramedic looking at me ...cuz I'm starting to gag ...and he's going...."Don't you! Don't you DARE start! Cuz if you barf, we'll ALL be barfing!! " . Even thinking about it now... . It's also the SMELL...that's what VaporRub under your nose is good for ...
Good Luck Everyone!
What no winner announced yet??! What am I saying?? I didn't even know a winner was going to be drawn You guys and gals evoked chuckles and grins from me with your stories
@Marina2 ..well you have to admit, being attacked by a shark does sound so much more exciting than diabetes
Def makes for better story telling. And I'm sure your bro got the biggest kick out of it.
Always good when you can laugh at the bad stuff ...maybe not when it's happening..but maybe later.@redrebel821 I haz me a Teeter Hang up! ....
...that doesn't quite sound right . I can only stay upside down for a little while tho...gives me a headache otherwise..but def agree...it is the bomb for stretching out your back after a long day on your feet. I think I am actually a little taller afterwards ...I should measure ...I bet I am!@Kprthevapr you poor thing....a slash on your throat and your eye all beat up by a car door
... I had to grin in spite of myself. I remember long long ago....when I was in my late 20's ....I caught a horrid bug..one of those where you don't know which end to cover first. Ended up passing out on the toilet. When I came to....besides my underwear around my ankles ....I had hit my face on the rough edge of some paneling....I had a perfect scrape ...down the middle of my forehead..down my nose ..and down the middle of my chin...Thank god I didn't feel a thing till I woke up on the floor..cuz that woulda HURT!! I recovered in a day or two and felt well enough to play in my softball league. As I was making my way across the field for the game ...I swear...at least 3 or 4 people asked me if I was the gal who was in the car accident ... .....I told them ..."No...I'm the gal who got sick and fell off the toilet". @redrebel821 ....ah..the memories ( of riding squad) ...the good...the bad...the ugly
@Ladybear ..I hafta agree with @redrebel821 ..."it's the noise right before the vomiting" ...Recalling a call where the guy thought he swallowed his denture ....and he was making that noise ..all the way to the hospital...I remember my paramedic looking at me ...cuz I'm starting to gag ...and he's going...."Don't you! Don't you DARE start! Cuz if you barf, we'll ALL be barfing!! " . Even thinking about it now...
. It's also the SMELL...that's what VaporRub under your nose is good for ...Good Luck Everyone!
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Always had Vaporub in my pack!Yay! I finally got caught up! ..only 10 pages behind this time
You guys and gals evoked chuckles and grins from me with your stories
@Marina2 ..well you have to admit, being attacked by a shark does sound so much more exciting than diabetes
Def makes for better story telling. And I'm sure your bro got the biggest kick out of it.
@redrebel821 I haz me a Teeter Hang up! ....
@Kprthevapr you poor thing....a slash on your throat and your eye all beat up by a car door
@redrebel821 ....ah..the memories ( of riding squad) ...the good...the bad...the ugly
@Ladybear ..I hafta agree with @redrebel821 ..."it's the noise right before the vomiting" ...Recalling a call where the guy thought he swallowed his denture ....and he was making that noise ..all the way to the hospital...I remember my paramedic looking at me ...cuz I'm starting to gag ...and he's going...."Don't you! Don't you DARE start! Cuz if you barf, we'll ALL be barfing!! " . Even thinking about it now...
Good Luck Everyone!
Lmaoooo...I'm more cynic!You Ladies are off the chain!! I always enjoy the read here, it's kind of a mix of real life hurt, humor and love mixed with a touch of cynicism.
Good luck to all
pheeewww... thought he was talking about me
Sadly , no...or to give them a ride home, or because they can't afford lunch and want a hot meal in the ER
Oh, I was the one who had to call in a watermelon sized testicle with a straight face. ER nurse thought I was pranking her. I was texting a warning to another nurse I was friends with that my patient, Charlie (80 some year old man) had a wicked sense of humor. We get there, I'm giving report to the skeptic, and as she goes to peek under the sheet, my pt. hollers "thar she blows" and I swear the nurse almost had a heart attack. Charlie and I high fived before he gave me a kiss on my check goodbye.pheeewww... thought he was talking about me
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Only had one of those, but was a mobile home and we had 2 engines of firemen come out to help us. Poor guy was dying of embarrassment, and started crying when me and a fireman went thru the floor when it collapsed under him. No one hurt, and we were able to finally get him out. He was a really nice guy, his kids were, too.
I haven't yet...lol....when hubby asks "what will you do when I die?" I now have a plan....lmaoooooo....the weather is part of the reason we moved to TX, I can't take the cold anymore. I literally would cry if I had to leave the house. I figure if he kicked the bucket first, that's what I'm doing. I'm buying a small Rv and hitting the road with Max. I can do craft shows/and fairs to supplement gas money. No one will mess with me with100lbs of dog with me....lmaooo...I'll stop and pick ya up!
Oh man, wouldn't that be horrible? House bound in the literal sense of the words.
I probably wuda smacked ya both! 
We are kind f our own reality show.....far more amusing than those K twits on Tv, eh?You Ladies are off the chain!! I always enjoy the read here, it's kind of a mix of real life hurt, humor and love mixed with a touch of cynicism.
Good luck to all
I kept a straight face till we cleared the call and got outside...lmaoooOh man, wouldn't that be horrible? House bound in the literal sense of the words.
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