It's good to see the subversive spirit is still alive in this country....... ...or atleast a sarcastic spirit.
Sarcastic man. Sarcastic... Gotta be careful geez. I'm not tryin to be waterboarded here

Govt scares me more then men in headscarfs
subversive [səbˈvɜːsɪv]
adj
(Government, Politics & Diplomacy) liable to subvert or over
throw a government, legally constituted institution, etc.
n
(Government, Politics & Diplomacy) a person engaged in subversive activities, etc.
subversively adv
subversiveness n
Geez! Only sarcasm!!!!!! Be careful w/ those claims and related vocabulary!
Afterall, Uncle Sam has my best interest @ heart. I mean, thats how you know we live in a free country! There no secrets! <3