Ban Birthday Cakes!!!

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Vap0rJay

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Well, if you could pull power from your Apple music player you could call it iCig.

Doh! Looks like that's already been taken ;)

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the store around the corner from me sells birthday cookies... i just wanted to know if it is a safe alternative? ><
Well, that depends...

If it comes with candles it is not safe.
If it makes you want to put candles on it, then it is not safe.

If it makes you think of birthday cake, then it is not safe.
If it makes others watching think of birthday cake, then it is not safe.
If it encourages children to consider birthday celebrations involving candles, then it is not safe.
 

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Well, that depends...

If it comes with candles it is not safe.
If it makes you want to put candles on it, then it is not safe.

If it makes you think of birthday cake, then it is not safe.
If it makes others watching think of birthday cake, then it is not safe.
If it encourages children to consider birthday celebrations involving candles, then it is not safe.

And don't forget the flavors! It's only safe if it tastes like medicine. Otherwise, it is being used by the evil dessert Industry to coax the children into cookie-eating, which is a gateway to (*gasp*) cake-eating.
 

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And don't forget the flavors! It's only safe if it tastes like medicine. Otherwise, it is being used by the evil dessert Industry to coax the children into cookie-eating, which is a gateway to (*gasp*) cake-eating.
I don't know about that...

In my home we only have alfalfa cookies.
But I would never eat them in front of children!!

First of all, it looks like I'm eating real, yummy cookies.
That sends a message that cookie eating is okay, and that's bad, real bad.
Because we all know that cookie eating leads to cake eating, which leads to birthday candles.

And second of all they are green, and I'm not stupid.
They make them green to appeal to children!!
 
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What if you had twins and they blew the candles out together?? They would be blowing that deadly birthday candle smoke right up each others noses!! AND their germs! :ohmy:

Every mother of twins knows that you always seat them side by side. If they can see each other face to face, they start screaming, "Mom! S/he's looking at me!"
 

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Ya know, my argument and ongoing rhetoric has always and will always be to ban the children instead. I never thought I would see this day.....

Restaurant bans kids under 6. Discrimination or smart move? - Parenting on Shine

Eating in peace........... *sigh of relief*
God I hope this catches on and they do this in movie theaters too!!!

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Holy Too-Lee-Due!

This story was posted on Monday and it has over 18,000 comments! See what banning smoking leads to, folks? What will they be banning next?
 

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Holy Too-Lee-Due!

This story was posted on Monday and it has over 18,000 comments! See what banning smoking leads to, folks? What will they be banning next?

This day and age w/ all the "political correctness" my vote is on bumper stickers. God forbid you offend anyone by stating your labrador retriever is smarter than someone else’s honor student... Then of course there's always those darn "blasphemous" Darwin fish ;)
 

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