Berserkr DIY

[echofinder]

I was idle tonight & decided to mix a few things so I would not have to do it later. After realizing that I was out of huckleberry, I became enraged, and Odin filled my spirit with great fury; with the berserkergang upon me I took up fistfuls of flavorings and began to craft a juice the likes of which has been yet unknown in Midgard.

Rose & Ylang-ylang, with a papaya accent, and touches of jasmine, clove, and oakwood.

It was the most disgusting thing I have tasted in my life thus far. A perfect clone of organic cat vomit. Maybe it will steep into something good, but I am doubtful.

That papaya ruins everything it touches.

 

[Renolizzie]

At least you've reached rock bottom and all you can do now is go upward on the flavor spiral.

 

[Litcube]

Oh god, I just laughed so hard I had to catch my breath.

 

[Ikeprof]

Best BEST post I have read all night.

You shalt no doubt dine in the great hall with those whom have vaped before you and rejoice in the telling of such a tale.

The poets shall write many a verse in your name.

 

[Hoosier]

...That papaya ruins everything it touches.

Shame that Norse mythology lacks a Prometheus to steal from the gods and bring this tidbit of knowledge to man.

 

[skoot]

Hoosier, you crack me up.

 

[TroyHoot]

That dere is funny stuff. About shot coffee out my nose

May the gods guide your hands in your next mixing quest !