Beware of Home Depot scam

[shorty70]

Guys:
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a very clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has become quite traumatic. Don't be naive and think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking girls, in their 20's, come over to your car, as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield with rags and Windex, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is IMPOSSIBLE not to look.

When you thank them and offer a tip, they say "no" and instead ask for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. As you're driving they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 7th, 10th, 14th, twice last weekend, and very likely this opcoming weekend too.

So, tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each

 

[Vapor Pete]

Guys:
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a very clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has become quite traumatic. Don't be naive and think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking girls, in their 20's, come over to your car, as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield with rags and Windex, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is IMPOSSIBLE not to look.

When you thank them and offer a tip, they say "no" and instead ask for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. As you're driving they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 7th, 10th, 14th, twice last weekend, and very likely this opcoming weekend too.

So, tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each

Wait........... so your saying you fell for this 6 times? (4th, 7th, 10th, 14th, and twice last weekend). Oh, I get it...its a joke.

-VP

 

[emberl]

It was just a dream. don't worry about it.

 

[Elendil]

I suppose I should delete this, but since it isn't amusing there is no danger of the thread being overrun..........

 

[eplanet]

was your wallet in your back, or front pocket??? it does make a difference ya know....lol

 

[H3D]

ROTFLMAO!

 

[shorty70]

Sorry if this offends you Elendl, by all means delete it, if you must.

 

[olderthandirt]

Hmmm
Must stop going to Lowes.

Start using Home Depot.....

 

[Liscab]

I have to print a few fake bill and buy some wallets at the $ store

 

[MrNYFC]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[Houdini]

I'm not as lucky as you shorty. All I ever get coming up to me in the Home Depot parking lot is a whole bunch of short men wearing construction cloths and don't speak English.

 

[Liscab]

I suppose I should delete this, but since it isn't amusing there is no danger of the thread being overrun..........

what the hell is MMIT

 

[olderthandirt]

what the hell is MMIT

Wondered that myself

 

[Dacoopah]

Moderator Muppet In Training?

 

[Liscab]

Wondered that myself

first a god like now a mmit moderator can find a dirty word to translate it, should I ask the expert?

 

[Liscab]

Moderator Muppet In Training?

If you are not a believer don't deny a god like member, those are very sweet word for him

 

[Elendil]

First one to decode it wins a prize..............


EDIT: All current ECF staff members are ineligible for the prize...........

 

[olderthandirt]

So dacoopah didn't nail it?

 

[Liscab]

First one to decode it wins a prize..............

my mind is sh....
the system does not aloow me the whole word

 

[Dkrom68]

Can I ask what Home Depot your using I would like to go there tomorrow!!!!