Bolbe

[Trypno]

While performing my daily Rituale de ProVarinatus, I was rereading this thread posted by Ocelot greeting new members to the ProVarinati. Towards the bottom of the first post, she mentions something about reading the ProVape Rewards card upside down, and a name being revealed. With a laugh, and an air of disbelief, I performed the rite.

At first I saw nothing out of the ordinary. Then, with a negligible knowledge of the Greek alphabet, the word emerged: bolamdabe....Bolbe. I thought I had heard that before, so I did a google search and found this

Oh.My.God. I thought as a bounty of knowledge overtook me. A beautiful water goddess or nymph.

Perhaps that explains ProVape's choice of colors and logo which is not unlike a tidal wave.

 

[twizted]

Now she haz to claim she knew about this all along.
LoL
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[Trypno]

Maybe she did and will soon swoop in with fiery wrath for revealing 'The Secret' lol

 

[twizted]

Maybe she did and will soon swoop in with fiery wrath for revealing 'The Secret' lol

I'd hide if I was you before you get bombarded with Photoshopped images.

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[Trypno]

I welcome the challenge

 

[Trypno]

Alright so here's what I'm talking about. It requires a little deciphering and a basic understanding of the Greek Alphabet. Thanks goes to Tony3 over at the saloon for the picture.

First Letter: b
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Second Letter: o
Third Letter: Lambda
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Fourth Letter: b
Fifth Letter: E (This is a modernized spelling as the Greek letter for e was n or i)

It's a bit of a stretch, but it does reinforce Ocelot's post, and adds a little mystery to ProVape

 

[The Ocelot]

It appears you not grasp the meaning of "...the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed." "Do not speak" also covers "Do not post in an open forum." Duh.

The next thing we know you will be posting the rituals. The first rule of a esoteric society is not to talk about the esoterica. Don't come crying to me when you go lame or start wearing lamé (it's been so long since there has been such an overt transgression that I don't remember the exact curse you have cast upon yourself).

 

[Trypno]

I think the curse of a thousand camels should about cover it lol...we did sacrifice a Reo Grand Woodvil in an attempt to appease the vaping Gods.

I could not resist the temptation to reveal such a fascinating secret

 

[The Ocelot]

I think the curse of a thousand camels should about cover it lol...we did sacrifice a Reo Grand Woodvil in an attempt to appease the vaping Gods.

I could not resist the temptation to reveal such a fascinating secret

You sacrificed a Woodvil??? Make that two thousand camels! I am ProVarinati Princess, but I am also Infanta del Phidiae-Reo. Thanks, now my Woodvils are going to have nightmares tonight.

Just so you know, we sacrifice Vamos. Well, actually we don't have to. If you put them next to a ProVari long enough they start writing angst filled poetry and get suicidal.

 

[Trypno]

Lmao

The sacrifice was totally Fringechief's idea, I just went along with the fervor, it was exciting.

Poor Vemo, no one understands his pain...except Vamo users of course

 

[The Ocelot]

Lmao

The sacrifice was totally Fringechief's idea, I just went along with the fervor, it was exciting.

Poor Vemo, no one understands his pain...except Vamo users of course

And yet new versions hit the market almost everyday. Mine is a V2 and only a year old. I think it's up to V5 now.

 

[serenity21899]

You sacrificed a Woodvil??? Make that two thousand camels! I am ProVarinati Princess, but I am also Infanta del Phidiae-Reo. Thanks, now my Woodvils are going to have nightmares tonight.

Just so you know, we sacrifice Vamos. Well, actually we don't have to. If you put them next to a ProVari long enough they start writing angst filled poetry and get suicidal.

I mentioned last night that Vamo was the proper sacrifice, not the Reo, but no one remembered that, and thought I was a bit nuts.

 

[Trypno]

This thread isn't very popular, so perhaps, other than what I leaked to the Saloon, the Secret Name is safe?

 

[The Ocelot]

This thread isn't very popular, so perhaps, other than what I leaked to the Saloon, the Secret Name is safe?

Perhaps you should start looking for some strappy sandals to go with the lamé. Dillard's is having a sale.

 

[The Ocelot]

I mentioned last night that Vamo was the proper sacrifice, not the Reo, but no one remembered that, and thought I was a bit nuts.

How soon they forget. Those are Vamos burning.

Maybe MonsterKenny with let me have a sticky when I update my greetings thread.

 

[Trypno]

O.O

My ProVari stopped working completely. There is a deep, immense rumbling beneath my feet that I can't really hear, but rather feel in my teeth, and the smell of sulphur has begun to permeate the air.

I...I don't know what this is...I'm terrified and taken by a fear like I've never known. The sky has turned a boiling red and a jet of fire is streaming across the upper atmosphere of the Earth.

Oh God, what have I done?! I didn't want this.

Now my ProVari has begun emitting a high pitched wail like the spirit of an eternally damned banshee, and I can swear I see the movement of robed figures at the corners of my vibrating vision.

 

[lulu836]

Ummmmmmmmmmm........'shrooms?

 

[Trypno]

I like your Avatar

 

[twizted]

O.O

My ProVari stopped working completely. There is a deep, immense rumbling beneath my feet that I can't really hear, but rather feel in my teeth, and the smell of sulphur has begun to permeate the air.

I...I don't know what this is...I'm terrified and taken by a fear like I've never known. The sky has turned a boiling red and a jet of fire is streaming across the upper atmosphere of the Earth.

Oh God, what have I done?! I didn't want this.

Now my ProVari has begun emitting a high pitched wail like the spirit of an eternally damned banshee, and I can swear I see the movement of robed figures at the corners of my vibrating vision.

Provari's are meant to vaporize liquid e-juice not that dry herb stuff.

 

[Trypno]

whatever you do, do not speak the name that shall not be spoken