Hail to all about to join The ProVarinati
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I hope not too. I can see the possibilities but I'm not crazy about the rays of lines.
This thread has really opened my eyes.
Previously, I had thought that a Provari would be hand delivered by 21-year old virgins with the sacred device encased in a platinum chest upon a red silk pillow. I had thought that, upon breaking the seal of said chest, rays of golden light would burst forth with the sound of angels singing.
What a fool I was. Having found out the truth, I ordered immediately.
I shall spend the rest of the day preparing the aluminum foil Thurible.
Previously, I had thought that a Provari would be hand delivered by 21-year old virgins with the sacred device encased in a platinum chest upon a red silk pillow. I had thought that, upon breaking the seal of said chest, rays of golden light would burst forth with the sound of angels singing.
What a fool I was. Having found out the truth, I ordered immediately.
I shall spend the rest of the day preparing the aluminum foil Thurible.
I hope you read his entire wiki.
All the more reason I don't want him representing the ProVarinati!
No doubt he was a strange cat, but that picture gets me every time.
LMAOOOO @ Postal carriage............whew! I'm in stitches over that one.
So glad you found the truth. I do believe you were confused with another vape system that when the battery blows up YOU visit 76 virgins....
BTW - no offense intended for those awaiting their virgins....
Postal carriage? mine came forth carried by a number of pilgrims on the way to the vape filled lands
I live in a very rural area inhabited by many who favor a simpler way of live and or are just impoverished....
Mostly the latter.......
So hence we have a canine drawn postal carriage .....which I might add only runs on the weeks with a full moon....
Did you ever see the movie Funny Farm?
That's the closet thing to my mail carrier HONEST!
Mostly the latter.......
So hence we have a canine drawn postal carriage .....which I might add only runs on the weeks with a full moon....
Did you ever see the movie Funny Farm?
That's the closet thing to my mail carrier HONEST!
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It makes for good humor....
I usually only post something of satire, or humor....when it's serious we get all the choades and trolls who want to argue WATTS vs. VOLTS...
Or "Oh yeah like the FDA is watching out for us man"....
LOL
I usually only post something of satire, or humor....when it's serious we get all the choades and trolls who want to argue WATTS vs. VOLTS...
Or "Oh yeah like the FDA is watching out for us man"....
LOL
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