Break a wish foundation

[APD99]

I've seen this started on other forums and thought we should have one
Here's how to play:
First poster makes a wish, NP makes up something horrible to go with it, then makes a wish of his own like so.
OP: I wish that I had a LR 510 atty right now

NP: Granted, but the coil is burned out
I wish I had a cookie

And so on and so forth untill whenever. No need to be e-cig related either, it can be whatever.
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I wish I had a pepsi right now

 

[SilverBear]

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/outside/65416-ecf-corrupt-wish-foundation.html