-= Corrupt A Wish =-

[DeXTeR]

Time for a new board game, and with this group this one ought to be a blast. Enjoy!

Here's how to play:

The first person makes a wish, the person to post after that has to corrupt the wish then post his own wish.

Example:

"I wish I had a car"

Then the next person would say:

"Granted, but it has 4 flat tires and a blown engine"

Then the person that corrupted that wish has to make his own wish.

Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars"

The next person then says "Granted, but because of inflation and taxes you only have enough left over to buy a 1 ML of e-liquid."


Ill Start:

I wish I 15 years younger.

 

[sillybear]

Granted but now you have a pizza face from all tha acne.


I wish I had one of everything to do with ecigs and eliquid.

 

[DeXTeR]

Granted but TexasT stole all your batteries and chargers.

I wish I was in the mountains of Jamaica with a nice glass of 18 year old Scotch watching the sun rise right now.

 

[tgcrna]

Granted. But the gorgeous woman with you (I know she was also in your wish!) let you drink the whole bottle and stole all your money and your car when you passed out.

I wish I only had to go to work when I didn't have anything else I wanted to do.

 

[sillybear]

Granted but now you're living in the back alley with a empty frig box for shelter and no money for vaping.

I wish I had a VW Bug

 

[TexasT]

Granted, but the 600 pound person with a neck tattoo riding with you is now your spouse and because of the extra weight your bug now leans seriously to the right.

I wish I had some of SecondChance's Hot Pepper Jelly.

TT

 

[sillybear]

Granted, but it was so spicey hot it burned your tongue and now you can't taste anything at all.



I wish I could lose about 70 pounds




I seem to be the only one awake following this thread, I think these could be funny. Wake up people and join in LOL

 

[ARMYVAPR]

granted, but now you are all sick and weak


I wish I had a vv mod to try!!

 

[pmoraldo]

Granted but then you gained a 4 pound mole with several hairs in the center of your forehead

I wish I didn't have to work so hard for so little

 

[tofucute]

Granted, but you now must work hard for nothing.

I wish my body stopped aging at the age of 21.

 

[DeXTeR]

Since tofucute didn't make a wish I will kick it off again.

I wish my dog Bear was home from the Vet. He's been in since Monday.

 

[salemgold]

Granted. He comes home healthy but the stress of missing you makes him soil the floors in your house.

I wish that I could rescue and care for every stray animal out there for the rest of their days

 

[TexasT]

Granted, but the elephant got into your bed, the alligators took over the bathroom and the cougars are lounging in the living room watching television. The monkeys drank all your DIY supplies and TexasT stopped by and ate all the cookies you made.

I wish I had a coffee table to put out in the front yard by the plaid couch that is sitting there in the weeds by the boat.

TT

 

[DeXTeR]

Granted but nature comes to life in Texas and there is a massive flood so now the plaid couch AND your new coffee table are under water and you just found out that your boat has a huge rust hole in the bottom and is sinking.

I wish I had some some Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and IBC Root Beer.

 

[sillybear]

Granted but now you are in a sugar coma and can no longer post to ECF LOL



I wish I didn't have my tubes tied so I could have another baby

 

[Padre]

granted, but you're having octuplets!

I wish I never started smoking

 

[salemgold]

Granted but now you never started vaping either and did not meet all of the nice folks at ECF

I wish the holidays were over.

 

[Padre]

Granted, but then the ho ho ho on your bird's hat would have a different meaning!

I wish I could afford a BMW

 

[bikeface]

granted, but now you're in a higher tax bracket and the IRS is calling for an audit

I wish I didn't stay home today

 

[TexasT]

granted, but now you're in a higher tax bracket and the IRS is calling for an audit

I wish I didn't stay home today

Granted, but now you've inherited six million dollars and never have to work again.

I wish I was 21 years old and know what I know now.

TT