-= Corrupt A Wish =-

[dotma]

Granted, but now you are picturing Jack Black in a string bikini and wig.

I wish i could afford to pay all my bills.

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but then your Rogers and Chucks would be majorly jealous.

I wish I could learn to go to bed at a decent hour.

 

[dotma]

Granted, but that is when your spouse's most obnoxious snoring will occur.

I wish i could eat anything i want without gaining weight.

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but that is when your spouse's most obnoxious snoring will occur.

I wish i could eat anything i want without gaining weight.

Granted, but then you get blown away by the slightest breeze, never to be seen again.

I wish I could simply twinkle my nose and the house would be instantly clean.

 

[dotma]

Granted, but every time you sneeze, there will be a worldwide earthquake.

I wish i would never get sick.

 

[TexasT]

Your wish is granted and you are never sick again.

But that Chinese satellite that fell on you was disastrous!

I wish I didn't have a care or worry in the world!

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted. Now how does it feel to have such a void? OH, THAT'S RIGHT...you don't know cause you can't care or worry!

I wish I got all my wishes.

 

[salemgold]

Granted. Now how does it feel to have such a void? OH, THAT'S RIGHT...you don't know cause you can't care or worry!

I wish I got all my wishes.

Granted but now you have nothing to wish for.

I wish that this country could feed and house everyone that belongs here

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted but now you have nothing to wish for.

I wish that this country could feed and house everyone that belongs here

Granted, but then we all vanish into thin air because no one could decide who really does belong.

I wish it was March already.

 

[Padre]

Granted, but then you missed Valentine's Day!

I wish I didn't have to eat this **** oatmeal!

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but then you missed Valentine's Day!

I wish I didn't have to eat this **** oatmeal!

Granted, but then you have to drink that ****** Metamucil.

I wish there were e-juice trees you could simply tap into to get a supply.

 

[Padre]

Sorry Free, as much as I want to play along...for the life of me, I can't think of any good reason to corrupt that wish!
could you just imagine!?!
you could grow the different flavors in your back yard!

 

[Free2BMe]

All the TT Housers are worried about the pecker peppers...where I think THIS is what we should concentrate on growing. A tree for every flavor then maybe we could even work on developing some PV bushes.

Nirvanaaaaaa..... *drool*

 

[TexasT]

All the TT Housers are worried about the pecker peppers...where I think THIS is what we should concentrate on growing. A tree for every flavor then maybe we could even work on developing some PV bushes.

Nirvanaaaaaa..... *drool*

Granted, but the rest of your life is spent being attacked by little red pecker peppers off of juice trees. The good news is that they will come in various flavors.

I wish I had one of those real fancy, three wheel motorcycles!

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but the rest of your life is spent being attacked by little red pecker peppers off of juice trees. The good news is that they will come in various flavors.

I wish I had one of those real fancy, three wheel motorcycles!

TT

Granted but then you discover you really do need four wheels anyway.

I wish I was being attacked by pickled pecker peppers. HA!

 

[Sdh]

Granted but your whole body is burned from the pickled pecker juice! LOL (You know they are hot? Right?)

I wish for no snow in Wisconsin...ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but then you realize all the money you've wasted on snowblowers, snow shovels, snow tires, etc.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

 

[salemgold]

Granted, but then you realize all the money you've wasted on snowblowers, snow shovels, snow tires, etc.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

Granted but there are no buns. So you have to walk around as a nekkid weiner lol

I wish that I could sell my house and move back home to be with my son and grandson.

 

[Free2BMe]

I wish no buns....lawdy!!!

Granted but then you learn the grass is always greener on the other side.

Well, sounds like I best wish I didn't have buns. LOL

 

[TexasT]

Granted but there are no buns. So you have to walk around as a nekkid weiner lol

I wish that I could sell my house and move back home to be with my son and grandson.

Granted, but then everybody you know including TT comes to stay with you in Charleston cause its so much fun there!

My wish ... I wish Free's buns would come back!

TT