Y'all might get a kick out of this...
Home Depot trip with the Mrs.:
"Lets go look at doors and a toilet for the boys bathroom"
"It's ok. I'll get what we need later"
"But I just want to look! We're not buying anything right now."
"Ok. Fine"
"Oooo! What's this thingy?! Never mind........Oooo! What's that?! We don't need that."
The 2 lines above? Rinse and repeat.....several times.
"Oooo! I need a clay pot and some soil to plant my Rosemary."
Looked at 17 pots. Got a plain...clay....pot and a bag of potting soil. Just shoot me now.