celibacy

[ejoker]

celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
while attending a marriage weekend retreat, walter and his wife, ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
he then addressed the men, ''can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?''

walter leaned over, touched ann's arm gently, and whispered, ''gold medal-all-purpose, isn't it?''

And thus began walter's life of celibacy........

 

[Dkrom68]

Good one EJoker LOL

 

[Slighter]

Keep 'em coming

 

[Kate51]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
the Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will do
all the kind of kinky Stuff that I ever dreamed about.

After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

Then, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

I'd say his celibacy started about then.

 

[thelook]

at both jokes