CHIT CHAT in VOLTVILLE

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They do have bacon ejuice somewhere hehe.. forgot where Steeljan got hers at :D


mmmmmm, bacon bacon bacon!

I miss bacon. I went vegetarian about 1 1/2 years ago, and gotta say...I miss bacon.
I can get Seitan to taste like corned beef, pastrami, andouille sausage, stroganoff, bourguignon,but there's just no good substitute for real bacon...
 

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They do have bacon ejuice somewhere hehe.. forgot where Steeljan got hers at :D

Yes, I heard about bacon e-juice, and it sounded totally weird to me. I also heard of crab juice, but no one seemed to like it. I forget now where this info came from. Think of the weird flavors they could have: Thanksgiving turkey with stuffing, spaghetti and meatballs, baked ham with cloves, meatloaf, liver (yuck!), beef stew, baked salmon. See what I mean? Can you contemplate vaping any of those? I also heard of pizza-flavored e-juice, another one I have trouble wrapping my mind around.
 

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I tried Waffle once, smelled good and everyone raved about it. But I thought it was gross. Since I obviously don't like to vape sweets, maybe I should give bacon or beef enchiladas a try.

"Beef enchilada"? Seriously? And they had the nerve to laugh at my "RumCaramelCloveCarnationGrapeYellowunderpants" flavor. Hah! :)
 

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I can just see the new ad campaign now.

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Want to quit smoking those nasty, smelly cigarettes? We've got you covered.
Need to lose a few pounds, but can't lay off that yummy cheeseburger, pizza or icecream? We've got that covered too.
Welcome to the fantastic world of vaping! Looks like a cigarette, but tastes like anything you want it to! (Take THAT, Willy Wonka!).
We have cheeseburger, pizza, bacon, salad, steak and eggs. And more! Imagine never having to smoke or eat again. No more trips to the grocery store! And you can throw that scale away. We've got you covered!
We are: The Food Substitute Institute!

Coming soon: Our Jack Daniels flavor. You'll never have to lift a glass or bottle again!"
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OK, I found the crab juice. First, one of the funniest e-juice reviews I've seen. I laughed so hard I was glad I didn't have a drink to spew all over my keyboard. Before you click on this, get ready! CrAzYodaz Crab Juice Review (E-Liquid) - YouTube!

If you are the adventurous or self-destructive sort and want to order crab juice, go to BlueMist Vaping Supplies
 

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I think I've mentioned I tried Parmesan Cheese and Pizza Bread Sticks (the red sauce didn't come thru to call it pizza). I would give bacon a go if someone offered me a vape of it. But, I think on these flavors you have to keep a very open mind. The first vape is kind of disconcerting. :shock: As far as the P Chs and Sticks, not an all the time thing but more occasional change up.

On the crab....if you ever eat fish and burp it's not so good the second time. I kind of imagine this is how the vape would be? Not one I'm anxious to try. :lol:
 

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Coming soon: Our Jack Daniels flavor. You'll never have to lift a glass or bottle again!"
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there actually is Jack Daniels, and Margarita, and Tequila (I got that one as a freebie), and Pina Colada, etc....

I'm serious, there is any flavor you can dream up out there already. There is breakfast, lunch and dinner, with dessert and cocktails. Some sound good by the name, but fail to deliver with the flavor. And some taste exactly how they should, which is still gross.

What is a floaty chair?
 

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there actually is Jack Daniels, and Margarita, and Tequila (I got that one as a freebie), and Pina Colada, etc....

I'm serious, there is any flavor you can dream up out there already. There is breakfast, lunch and dinner, with dessert and cocktails. Some sound good by the name, but fail to deliver with the flavor. And some taste exactly how they should, which is still gross.

What is a floaty chair?

I should have known they already existed. Now, if they could just make bran muffins taste like hamburgers...

You'll have to ask Konstantine what a "floaty chair" is. LOL.
 

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Yeah, I kept wondering why he kept vaping it. Some people are masochists. I like your flavor additive suggestion. Isn't the melted butter for lobster, though? Oh, yes! We need lobster juice!

Need butter for crab too! I still think it should be called "Krabs Juice" (in honor of SpongeBob).
 

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there actually is Jack Daniels, and Margarita, and Tequila (I got that one as a freebie), and Pina Colada, etc....

I'm serious, there is any flavor you can dream up out there already. There is breakfast, lunch and dinner, with dessert and cocktails. Some sound good by the name, but fail to deliver with the flavor. And some taste exactly how they should, which is still gross.

What is a floaty chair?

As far as I know, a floaty chair is one of those inflatable pool chairs you can float around in and relax with a drink while getting a bad sunburn. Or is it the name of some newfangled drink? Yes, I heard you can vape a Buttery Nipple not too long ago!
 

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I should have known they already existed. Now, if they could just make bran muffins taste like hamburgers...

You'll have to ask Konstantine what a "floaty chair" is. LOL.

I love your sense of humor, Ron! OK, where's Konstantine? If it's not a pool chair, I'd like to know what it is.
 
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