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chellemmm

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I have been saving EVERYTHING from when I first started smoking because I am scared to throw it away and can maybe re-use it. What do you think of my collection (I emptied my fishing box full of smoking stuff!)

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Robino1

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I have been saving EVERYTHING from when I first started smoking because I am scared to throw it away and can maybe re-use it. What do you think of my collection (I emptied my fishing box full of smoking stuff!)

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:drool: I see some long butts in that pile!
 

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I have been saving EVERYTHING from when I first started smoking because I am scared to throw it away and can maybe re-use it. What do you think of my collection (I emptied my fishing box full of smoking stuff!)

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TEARS.. omg I'm crying hahahaha!!
 

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I have been saving EVERYTHING from when I first started smoking because I am scared to throw it away and can maybe re-use it. What do you think of my collection (I emptied my fishing box full of smoking stuff!)

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That's really good - you're going to spend many a happy hour rebuilding those. Enjoy smoking!
 

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I have been saving EVERYTHING from when I first started smoking because I am scared to throw it away and can maybe re-use it. What do you think of my collection (I emptied my fishing box full of smoking stuff!)

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Good idea, that might need a bit of steeping then good to go.
 

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Excuse my long post, I happened across this while I was browsing for any possible health risks regarding smoking and this is what I found.

The Surgeon General has determined that smoking approximately 100 cigarettes at a time might have deleterious effects on your health. The Surgeon General could not make any specific comments on smoking lower numbers - such as 50 or 60. But, the Surgeon General was certain, absolutely certain, that smoking 100 at a time would be a bad idea, in general.

Cigarette manufacturers lauded the decision. "We fully support the Surgeon General's conclusions about smoking 100 cigarettes at a time. While the scientific studies are not necessarily conclusive that users will necessarily have any negative side effects, we nevertheless agree that it might be prudent to avoid the possibility. At this time, we have no opinion on lower numbers, and decline to make any comments in that regard."

Tar E. Lungs, a frequent smoker, was surprised, and a bit concerned, by the decision. He reported that he chooses to smoke 100 cigarettes frequently, finding that the massive injection of nicotine into his blood stream gives him a good, rewarding feeling. "It really kick starts my day," said Tar, in a gravelly, raspy voice. "I really don't know what to make of the Surgeon General's comments," he muttered to himself, while casually flipping a penny around with his yellow fingernails. "I really get sick of all this government regulation, and wish they would just get off my back. If I want to smoke 100 cigarettes at a time, I should be free to do so. The Surgeon General is not a Surgeon anyway. And he's certainly not a General. So where does he get off?"

Other addicted smokers made similar comments. "Where will this lead us? Someday, the Surgeon General will find that smoking 50 cigarettes at one time is bad for your health. I need my smokes, man! They can't take that away from me. I gots rights!" said Flem A. Lot, as he pulled out his oxygen inhaler for a quick pull.

Certain pro-smoking legal scholars were befuddled by Flem's comments, as they had not previously found support in the Constitution, or other laws, for his claim to have a "right" to smoke 100, or even 50, cigarettes at a time. Yet they were highly persuaded by his comment about the fact that he "gots rights." It was hard to dispute such commentary. These scholars committed themselves to fully researching the issue, with the hope of finding such rights in the emanations and penumbras of various Amendments contained in the Constitution.

Right on! How dare they tell me I can't have my smokes! So the Surgeon General says smoking 100 at a time is a bad idea, what about 99 or 101 since those aren't 100? I'm confused now.
 

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He could also use the mustache to store extra cigs for his goings out.. backups for your backups

I like the way you think. Men don't come with enough storage options. I would consider it an upgrade. I also happen to really appreciate the effects of tar and stale cigarette smoke on facial hair.
 
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