Cigarette Newbie

[Robino1]

What ohms resistance are you all using? I smoked a 15 watt filter on a 27 ohm cigarette and all I got was a hot, ashy taste...

Is there some kind of CHART? Something?

No! You don't need a chart, silly goose! Just light the end and suck the smoke into your lungs. Charts are for just taking up memory on your computer.

 

[chellemmm]

Oh. I thought I needed a chart. I don't want my cigarettes to blow up while I am sleeping!

 

[e-pipeman]

No! You don't need a chart, silly goose! Just light the end and suck the smoke into your lungs. Charts are for just taking up memory on your computer.

How true. How very true.

 

[Robino1]

You guys REALLY need to do some research: Enhanced dopamine release by nico... [Int J Neuropsychopharmacol. 2008] - PubMed - NCBI

I will smoke until the government comes knocking at my door, and then I will blow SMOKE RINGS into there Kidses face.

Can you translate this so I can understand it?

 

[e-pipeman]

Oh. I thought I needed a chart. I don't want my cigarettes to blow up while I am sleeping!

They will only blow up if you forget to remove the semtex inserts before turning in. Don't worry - we've all done it.

 

[e-pipeman]

Can you translate this so I can understand it?

Yes. I can.

 

[chellemmm]

Does anyone know where I can get a COUPON CODE for my DIY roll your own peach-mango-white chocolate-koolada flavored tobacco WTA? It is getting kinda pricey, what with the shipping charges and all.

 

[Robino1]

Oh. I thought I needed a chart. I don't want my cigarettes to blow up while I am sleeping!

Oh! They fixed that problem. They added a special ingredient so the cigarette goes out before catching anything on fire. Don't worry. It will only melt everything it comes into contact with.

 

[skyztheLynnit]

Oh. I thought I needed a chart. I don't want my cigarettes to blow up while I am sleeping!

I think you have to put them in some special bag.. but make sure they are pointing away from your face.. how do you think the user FaceMeat got his name? Scary stuff..

 

[Robino1]

Yes. I can.

Well????

Hmm if you can't play nice, I'm gonna tell a mod on you.

 

[chellemmm]

Oh, but is that SAFE? I only smoke organic tobacco flavored cancer sticks. None of that chemically enhanced stuff for me.

 

[Train2]

Microwave is the ONLY way to go. Where did you get your seeds? Did you pay for shipping?

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[chellemmm]

I thought this music needed a thread!



Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all
Playin' solitare till dawn with a deck of fifty one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do

 

[Robino1]

Oh, but is that SAFE? I only smoke organic tobacco flavored cancer sticks. None of that chemically enhanced stuff for me.

Can I get the vegan info on that? I only use vegan stuff... Are the flavors animal tested? If they are, I can't go the organic route.

 

[e-pipeman]

Does anyone know where I can get a COUPON CODE for my DIY roll your own peach-mango-white chocolate-koolada flavored tobacco WTA? It is getting kinda pricey, what with the shipping charges and all.

There are no shipping charges at cancer-malignant.com. Everything comes in a coffin-shaped box, which is really goth. Use coupon code "I-Eat-My-Own-Waste" for 10% off (the coprophile special).

 

[Train2]

Actually, google it - there's a whole tobacco seed industry out there...

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[e-pipeman]

Can I get the vegan info on that? I only use vegan stuff... Are the flavors animal tested? If they are, I can't go the organic route.

They test them on beagles.

 

[e-pipeman]

Well????

Hmm if you can't play nice, I'm gonna tell a Mod on you.

Do your worst, Mr Threaty!

 

[chellemmm]

Oh, good! I was trying to search for it in this Forum, but because the search button is so wonky, it kept pulling up this thread: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/ikenvape/426194-my-brand-new-ikv-dbox-pyrex-puritank.html

 

[Robino1]

They test them on beagles.

Ok, that works for me. I don't like beagles.