Cigarette Newbie

[Maggiemw]

Yep. Yes. You do....
Love and hugs from the Lamborghini owning montecristo smoking civet coffee truffle lover

Ahhhhh, civet coffee truffles...joy, bliss...SLAPS FACE FOR FALLING FOR THE FANBOYS PROPAGANDA AGAIN

 

[The Ocelot]

Don't you know? You have to be a part of a coop to get those! You need to be verified in order to get on the coop to get those American made by China products. But be careful, you might get someone that takes your money and doesn't deliver the product.

I'm going to post now before reading anymore of the thread because I have the attention span of a guppy and will forget what I was going to say about what I read if I read any further and forget what I was going to post about what I forgot I read.

I buy Chinese chicken in a coop. It makes great salad.

 

[The Ocelot]

Oh, good! I was trying to search for it in this Forum, but because the search button is so wonky, it kept pulling up this thread: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/ikenvape/426194-my-brand-new-ikv-dbox-pyrex-puritank.html

How does that compare to the home endoscope kit?

 

[The Ocelot]

Now I'm just insulted! I'm female! CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY AVATAR???? Geeze!!!!!!!

You're not a flower? Okay cool. I was wondering who those people were.

 

[The Ocelot]

Every colour of smoke as long as it's grey

But it comes in different shades, right?

 

[RedhatPat]

I'm going to post now before reading anymore of the thread because I have the attention span of a guppy and will forget what I was going to say about what I read if I read any further and forget what I was going to post about what I forgot I read.

I buy Chinese chicken in a coop. It makes great salad.

Bartender, I'll have what she's having - no make that a double.

RHP

ETA: May I steal your words? I so wanted to say what you just said but couldn't quite come up with a way to say what you said. You know what I'm saying.

 

[_more_]

I coulda went to bed
Instead i read
this whole thread

Cigs taste good but only when i chain smoke. That also saves on matches and lighters.

 

[e-pipeman]

No Rosa...
Lights just means they are for new smokers...
Once you have smoked a few, you will have to upgrade anyways...

That's what got me into beedies...

 

[e-pipeman]

edit: OP get a cigar

Nope. Sucking on a Beedi right now. I just LOVE the pink cotton tie. Mass-produced in India with no QC but what the hey?

 

[e-pipeman]

I don't think I would like to smoke something as big as a cigar. I prefer form factor and something cig like in size. I don't care if it only lasts about 10 mins. You can just get a box of say 20 refills of them.

So much easier if you're out at the ballroom. Imagine trying to tote something as big as a cigar with you. You'd need a special holster.

 

[The Ocelot]

You do bring up a valid point, the dept is Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire Arms, these all need labeled as flammable, after all doesn't a flame come out of fire arms as well?? The FDA is really falling down on the job as none of these items are labeled properly.

The FDA is the evil department! Don't get them confused with the one that can tax, but not ban. It's not the "ATF" anymore anyway. Just like the INS is now ICE (thanks to the millions of dollars spent on research and development by the Dept. of Cool Acronyms), it's now the Dept. of Alcohol, Tobacco, Fire Arms, Caffeine and Sugar (the latter two having been declared non-food additives after heavy lobbying by Starbucks). Why should there be labels? That's just more government interference! The next thing you'll want is labels on matches.

 

[e-pipeman]

I found a great way to uses snus. Pre-moisten them in as imaginative a way as you wish then affix to the underarm with gaffer tape. Simples!

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm so ashamed. I've been puffing on B&H menthols for a week and am up to 2 packs a day, but I'm still vaping at least once a day

No-one is saying that you have to stop vaping. We're all adults here - adult people have adult responsibilities and make adult choices. Just do what seems right to you. I still skin domestic cats for their pelts when the mood takes me. Yes, THAT mood...

 

[The Ocelot]

It's Ms. Non-Sequitor to you.

 

[RedhatPat]

No-one is saying that you have to stop vaping. We're all adults here - adult people have adult responsibilities and make adult choices. Just do what seems right to you. I still skin domestic cats for their pelts when the mood takes me. Yes, THAT mood...

If you shave a tiger, its stripes are also on its skin!

RHP

ETA: 'Tis true - My buddy shaved his longhair every year, and her stripes were on her skin as well.

 

[_more_]

Matches are magic

 

[e-pipeman]

Thanks Maggie! Can't afford those cigars yet anyway. Good thing is that I'm single, so I don't have to worry about a spouse complaining about how much I'm spending on my new habit! This is so expensive!

Maybe instead of upping the number of them I inhale, I should switch to unfiltereds? But I heard you can get some of the tobacco bits in your mouth. Can anyone recommend a good one that doesn't do that?

Unfiltereds really rock - great throat hit and you'll fog up the room!

If you get bits in your mouth simply spit them into a saucer for rebuilding further down the line. NEver throw anything away. I have an attic full of pre-owned toilet tissue.

 

[The Ocelot]

Unfiltereds really rock - great throat hit and you'll fog up the room!

If you get bits in your mouth simply spit them into a saucer for rebuilding further down the line. NEver throw anything away. I have an attic full of pre-owned toilet tissue.

Dude! You don't know what real throat hit is until you've had a tracheotomy.

 

[e-pipeman]

Hey, don't worry so much about it! Don't be so hard on yourself. We're all different. If 2 PAD don't do it for you, try 2.5 for a while, maybe just on Sundays and Thursdays. Your body will tell you when it has had enough.

We're here to support you every step of the way.

Just don't listen to the snob mob around here that will try to sell you on cigars.

Snob mob is so right. "I have 15 cigars and have given the oldest one to my dog to play with." - how many posts have we all read like that?

 

[e-pipeman]

So I figured I would DIY ALOT! And anyhow I've grown my crops of tobacco and am wondering what is the best way to store it. I live in a small townhouse and would think maybe I should freeze it. Could anyone help me decide the best way to freeze about a ton of this stuff? Uhm, does that mean I need a walk in freezer? If so, I could have a problem.View attachment 220737

Lots of people have invested in a refrigerated container lorry for this very purpose . Also handy when you go camping as you'll always have supplies if there's no local b&m.