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We used to call cigarettes "analogues" once upon a time. Are we now "analoguers"? Maybe we can slip by the ANTZ radar with that name...
Stopped on the way home and bought a corn cob pipe.
Am I suppose dry burn the cob before I smoke it ?
Am I suppose dry burn the cob before I smoke it ?
Put a boatload of lacquer on that bad boy, make it shine....inside and out. The lacquer adds a demension to the smoke that you taste on the exhale.
Because of its inherent sweetness you might be wise to steep it in a bucket of urine for a month. This will enhance your smoking pleasure and will also disinfect the pipe (some rube may have stuck his filthy digit in the hole).
I know me too! 
This thread is absolutely hilarious!! It's killin' me!! People here are just way too clever.
I can't read it all right now (at work), but will need to check back later.
I've been sitting here at my desk laughing like crazy. If anyone has overhead me they are sure to see me as an insane person if I don't stop now. Been here with hands clamped over my mouth trying to stifle the laughter.
Am I suppose to lacquer it before or after I soak it in camel urine for a month ???
I was kinda hoping to smoke it this year.
If I dry burn it with some kerosene and a vacuum cleaner...
Won't that just disinfect it and season the cob ?
Now- that's a great idea !
I have always looked up to Popeye- the pipe smoking cartoon sailor man !
I re-stem them with a cardboard straw wrapped in wire as soon as I get them off the farm. The rube made stems don't cut it for me.
Ah - I was referring to human urine rather than camel urine. Camel urine is beastly and will not help at all.
Dry burning is seldom a good idea imho.
You may perhaps be able to use the vacuum cleaner to suck out some of the camel urine.
What the hell....
Now I have to mod the mod- before I can soak it in urine for a month and lacquer it !!!
This is pissing me off...
(Note to self- Catch the urine for seasoning per epipeman)
I just want to smoke some cob !
Be careful with this phrase. In some cultural traditions it refers to a taboo practice and is punishable by amputation. Just sayin'.
Throat hit isn't everything and can be overdone.
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You are such a noob... I bet you didn't even get the button nose to go with your corn cob pipe did you? I wish people would stop recommending advanced mods like the CCP to beginners, we are turning too many people off of smoking by having them believe it is to difficult in the beginning.
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