Cigarette Newbie

[bnrkwest]

I found this nice cigarette chart so another nice noob help chart

 

[bnrkwest]

ATTENTION- CO-OP who wants to go in on a co-op for a bale of tobacco leaf. If we get enough interest this will be a huge savings!

 

[bnrkwest]

Something for the canoe enthusiast I am not sure how it stays lit in water tho

 

[jtpjc]

Look, I got me a box mod:

 

[Ref Minor]

Something for the canoe enthusiastView attachment 222287 I am not sure how it stays lit in water tho

You try that with a provari and it sinks and shorts the batteries. Another +1 for smoking

 

[jtpjc]

I found this nice cigarette chart so another nice noob help chart View attachment 222283

There you go! That's more like it! PG/VG, eat your heart out!

 

[jtpjc]

Look everyone! I finally got Gramps to give up his nasty old e-ciggies!

Bet it won't be long now that I'll receive my inheritance! Woot.

That's me in 30 years. Looking forward to it.

 

[Ref Minor]

That's me in 30 years. Looking forward to it.

More like 30 days, one of the advantages of smoking is that it accelerates skin condition to fall in line with your life expectancy.

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

More like 30 days, one of the advantages of smoking is that it accelerates skin condition to fall in line with your life expectancy.

Oh no, the benefits of switching from e-ciggies to smoking is almost immediate. Here's Gramps again, all settled in this morning. Doesn't he look great and that nice grey (spelling for e-pipeman) color is really setting in and this change is only from an hour or so! What a MIRACLE these cigarettes are, huh?

He's always wanted to look like Howard Hughes... I'm so glad I could help him. I love him $o much! Well, gotta go run to the lawyers office and drop off the new will I had him fill out. Have a great day everyone!

 

[jtpjc]

It's good because it's French.

 

[XeniaMike]

Oh no, the benefits of switching from e-ciggies to smoking is almost immediate. Here's Gramps again, all settled in this morning. Doesn't he look great and that nice grey (spelling for e-pipeman) color is really setting in and this change is only from an hour or so! What a MIRACLE these cigarettes are, huh?

He's always wanted to look like Howard Hughes... I'm so glad I could help him. I love him $o much! Well, gotta go run to the lawyers office and drop off the new will I had him fill out. Have a great day everyone!

The great thing about cigs is you can immediately tell the experts from the novices if they have gray hair. Gray = novice; yellowish to stainled looking tea color = expert.

 

[Robino1]

I used to work in an old folks home, way back when smoking was allowed inside. I used to admire that streak of yellow in their hair from smoking all bent over. I'm soooo happy I can now get that streak! How long do you think it will take for it to start showing?

 

[Ref Minor]

I used to work in an old folks home, way back when smoking was allowed inside. I used to admire that streak of yellow in their hair from smoking all bent over. I'm soooo happy I can now get that streak! How long do you think it will take for it to start showing?

I think you need to stop dying the grey ones regularly if you want the yellow badger look

 

[RosaJ]

Well, I took your advice and soaked some leaves I raked up in my yard in some nic liquid. Unfortuantely, oaks don't do so well down here in the Keys, so I just used whatever was in the yard. Once it was dried and rolled, it did make a great DIY cigar alternative. I am somewhat concerned that some of the leaves may have fallen from this tree, though. Lighting one up now! I love DIY!!!

I'm all for being resourceful and using what we have available to diy. But I just can see the EPA getting on the "smokers' bandwagon." Then it'll not only be "but the li'l cheel'ren," but then we'll have to contend "but the li'l critters."

 

[RosaJ]

OMG this thread is the gift that keeps on giving! Thanks to all the people on this great forum I am now a smoker. I decided to jump right to a bic light with a NASCAR picture on it and some cowboy killers. I plan on waiting for a blemished mini cigar as I have small hands. Any suggestions on color for my mini cigar? Also what would be the best fire delivery device? Would not want to use a cheap Bic with a mini cigar that isn't classy at all!

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Can't give you advice as to what color to get, as we all know color preference is subjective. Just make sure the color is organic food coloring. Smoke strong!

 

[The Ocelot]

It's good because it's French.

Wow! This is so synchronic! After seeing becx video of Jean Seberg last night I started thinking about French stuff, so I put on a Zazie CD, who I remembered wrote a song for Jane Birkin, who was Serge Gainsbourg's girlfriend and I ended up listening to their duet of "Je t'aime… moi non plus," all in about 10 minutes. God I was nic wired last night!

 

[RosaJ]

Perhaps not in that rendition, but there are some dogies "hell bent for leather" rolling on their way to becoming rawhide.



There's nothing like a cattle drive to make you want a Marlboro.

Oooh! Lonmire smokes Marlboros!?

 

[Ref Minor]

CSAA Alert: There is a bill going through the House in Alaska to ban smoking in open air swimming pools outside the summer tourist season. This is just the kind of encroachment on our rights that we need to fight. We will be holding a midnight swimathon on December the 12th at the Anchorage Lido to protest this regulatory madness. Bring your cigar.

 

[RosaJ]

Rain in the forecast - has anyone tweaked this nifty e-cigalike mod to fit a nice, fat thigh-rolled cigar??

It also comes in handy on a windy day.

 

[chellemmm]

French stuff is the best as long as it is American. And I can smell a fake a mile away because of all the leather. ARE you talking to me because I didn't fly in to have all this sheep gang mentality try to roll me over my gumbo. DOGS in my dreams, with leather.