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XeniaMike

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And I was just saying we need to get more doctors on board! This is just the kind of education we need to get the word out!
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I have a question on the urine thing. Should I start out with a 10ml bottle of urine or just get the discount for the 30ml? Does it keep well? Should I keep it in the fridge? I just got a special box to keep those bottles in for next to the lazy boy. Fits most of my mods too if I don't want to leave them in the factory paper carry-box.

I am still too chicken to try the corn cob, I am a noob. Still using factory tubes. Someday I will try the corn cob, but am waiting for PBusardo to do a review on it.

You should keep your urine in an open vat in direct sunlight. This will increase the antiseptic properties whilst fragrancing your home. Does your kitchen have a south-facing windowsill? This would be the ideal location. Blow smoke at the flies - they dislike it. By producing your own urine you will save money and find relief.
 

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The great thing about cigs is you can immediately tell the experts from the novices if they have gray hair. Gray = novice; yellowish to stainled looking tea color = expert.

Please note Helen's post that you refer to. "Grey" - ah, that's much better....
 

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This is way less complicated than vaping I mean I had to fill a bottle and wrap a coil plus charge a battery. Smoking requires me to soak it in alcohol, collect my own urine, by a lighter and grow and dry my own tobbaco for DIY. vaping is just way too much of a hassel IMO

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I used to work in an old folks home, way back when smoking was allowed inside. I used to admire that streak of yellow in their hair from smoking all bent over. I'm soooo happy I can now get that streak! How long do you think it will take for it to start showing?

I'm a bit of a geek and love new-fangled tech. You might want to invest in a "mirror" - a great way of keeping tabs on your progress.
 

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I really don't know about these Frenchies:glare:...

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I'll only be painting pas pipes and pas cigars, thank you very much!

Ah, the surrealists - they take everyday objects, say that they are not them, and we see them in a new way. I now see a pipe as an electric bicycle and a cigar as a damned vaping device. Bon!
 

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I really don't know about these Frenchies:glare:...

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I'll only be painting pas pipes and pas cigars, thank you very much!

Ah, the surrealists - they take everyday objects, say that they are not them, and we see them in a new way. I now see a pipe as an electric bicycle and a cigar as a damned vaping device. Bon!
I see a mermaid crashing into a wall at the price of B and H and the subsequent yellow finger syndrome poorly medicated with a bandaid.
Tres Bon. Non.
 

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Wow! This is so synchronic! After seeing becx video of Jean Seberg last night I started thinking about French stuff, so I put on a Zazie CD, who I remembered wrote a song for Jane Birkin, who was Serge Gainsbourg's girlfriend and I ended up listening to their duet of "Je t'aime… moi non plus," all in about 10 minutes. God I was nic wired last night!

It is worse than you think. I use "Je t'aime… moi non plus" for all my video reviews, for example:

 

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It is worse than you think. I use "Je t'aime… moi non plus" for all my video reviews, for example:



Stop following me. You're making the voices in my head nervous.


ETA: Dude! Why don't you just pick a language and stick with it?
 
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I used to take a break from my pipe to smoke a cigarette, but I wouldn't spit my dip out. Does that make me an addict? Seriously, when I quit combustibles, I threw out about 20 pipes and a few tins of Dunhill Nightcap just because of my rage at being so savagely addicted. Five of my pipes were Dunhills (and 'dem ain't cheap!) along with several meerschaums and a great honking Sherlock Holmes gourd calabash.

I smoked cigars and had a desktop humidor. I had about fifty ashtrays and maybe as many lighters, two brass cuspidors and a cigarette rolling machine.

I used to carry something that looked like a giant day-timer but held pipes, tobacco, lighters, cigars and cigarettes and it would freak me out to leave the house without it.

After two years of vaping I have a Provari, two VAMOs, a Vision Spinner, several tanks and batteries, syringes, etc, but it all fits in one standard sized Plano tackle box that holds about a year's supply of juice in the bottom. When I leave, I just make sure my mod is full and take the spinner just in case.
 

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I used to take a break from my pipe to smoke a cigarette, but I wouldn't spit my dip out. Does that make me an addict? Seriously, when I quit combustibles, I threw out about 20 pipes and a few tins of Dunhill Nightcap just because of my rage at being so savagely addicted. Five of my pipes were Dunhills (and 'dem ain't cheap!) along with several meerschaums and a great honking Sherlock Holmes gourd calabash.

I smoked cigars and had a desktop humidor. I had about fifty ashtrays and maybe as many lighters, two brass cuspidors and a cigarette rolling machine.

I used to carry something that looked like a giant day-timer but held pipes, tobacco, lighters, cigars and cigarettes and it would freak me out to leave the house without it.

After two years of vaping I have a Provari, two VAMOs, a Vision Spinner, several tanks and batteries, syringes, etc, but it all fits in one standard sized Plano tackle box that holds about a year's supply of juice in the bottom. When I leave, I just make sure my mod is full and take the spinner just in case.

It started so good. But that last paragraph turned you into a very bad person.
 

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I used to take a break from my pipe to smoke a cigarette, but I wouldn't spit my dip out. Does that make me an addict? Seriously, when I quit combustibles, I threw out about 20 pipes and a few tins of Dunhill Nightcap just because of my rage at being so savagely addicted. Five of my pipes were Dunhills (and 'dem ain't cheap!) along with several meerschaums and a great honking Sherlock Holmes gourd calabash.

I smoked cigars and had a desktop humidor. I had about fifty ashtrays and maybe as many lighters, two brass cuspidors and a cigarette rolling machine.

I used to carry something that looked like a giant day-timer but held pipes, tobacco, lighters, cigars and cigarettes and it would freak me out to leave the house without it.

After two years of vaping I have a Provari, two VAMOs, a Vision Spinner, several tanks and batteries, syringes, etc, but it all fits in one standard sized Plano tackle box that holds about a year's supply of juice in the bottom. When I leave, I just make sure my mod is full and take the spinner just in case.

It's okay dude, you don't have to confess the past, we're here for you. It will be baby steps at first, but we can help you give up that vaping habit. {{hugs}}
 

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I used to take a break from my pipe to smoke a cigarette, but I wouldn't spit my dip out. Does that make me an addict? Seriously, when I quit combustibles, I threw out about 20 pipes and a few tins of Dunhill Nightcap just because of my rage at being so savagely addicted. Five of my pipes were Dunhills (and 'dem ain't cheap!) along with several meerschaums and a great honking Sherlock Holmes gourd calabash.

I smoked cigars and had a desktop humidor. I had about fifty ashtrays and maybe as many lighters, two brass cuspidors and a cigarette rolling machine.

I used to carry something that looked like a giant day-timer but held pipes, tobacco, lighters, cigars and cigarettes and it would freak me out to leave the house without it.

After two years of vaping I have a Provari, two VAMOs, a Vision Spinner, several tanks and batteries, syringes, etc, but it all fits in one standard sized Plano tackle box that holds about a year's supply of juice in the bottom. When I leave, I just make sure my mod is full and take the spinner just in case.

Why do vapers have to come into our thread dissing our habit, if you want to inhale man made chemicals into your body instead of nature's bounty that is tobacco then that is yor prerogative, but don't come here telling us to stop improving our health with essential tars. We have over 4000 natural chemicals in our tobacco, you have 4 man made chemicals, which is best, seriously, some people
 
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