Cigarette Newbie

[RosaJ]

It is worse than you think. I use "Je t'aime… moi non plus" for all my video reviews, for example:

I love the german/dutch sound effects!

 

[RosaJ]

I used to take a break from my pipe to smoke a cigarette, but I wouldn't spit my dip out. Does that make me an addict? Seriously, when I quit combustibles, I threw out about 20 pipes and a few tins of Dunhill Nightcap just because of my rage at being so savagely addicted. Five of my pipes were Dunhills (and 'dem ain't cheap!) along with several meerschaums and a great honking Sherlock Holmes gourd calabash.

I smoked cigars and had a desktop humidor. I had about fifty ashtrays and maybe as many lighters, two brass cuspidors and a cigarette rolling machine.

I used to carry something that looked like a giant day-timer but held pipes, tobacco, lighters, cigars and cigarettes and it would freak me out to leave the house without it.

After two years of vaping I have a Provari, two VAMOs, a Vision Spinner, several tanks and batteries, syringes, etc, but it all fits in one standard sized Plano tackle box that holds about a year's supply of juice in the bottom. When I leave, I just make sure my mod is full and take the spinner just in case.

If you send the FDA all your vape gear and a list of what you got rid of, they might replace your smoking gear for free. Just a thought...

 

[The Ocelot]

and now for those having a hard time transitioning from that nasty vaping habit to the wonderful world of smoking....comes...[an] e-cig-look-alike cigarette covering...so you can enjoy your smoke and your second hand smoke all at once.

That is so wrong!! We want to distance ourself as far away from vaping as possible. We are smoking not vaping, a product like that only confuses the public.

 

[RosaJ]

I tried milking the camel to get some urine but it kicked me

...Where?...

 

[RosaJ]

I'm wondering... I think we should develop some sort of program... to get people off of vaping... and convert them to smoking... we could call it Analog Anonymous (AA)... of course, they would still be addicted to vaping... for the rest of their lives... but they could stay abstinent, thanks to cigarettes... don't know, but I think 12 steps would be sufficient to reach this goal...

...12 steps... do you live that close to a 7-11?

 

[RosaJ]

It is a known fact that a musk of aged cigarette smoke is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the fairer sex.

Where in the anatomy of the mule/camel is it located and how do you extract it? Instructions please...

 

[RosaJ]

It isn't a pipe. No, it isn't. Oh blimey!

I love it when you Brits get so passionate about something.

 

[soba1]

... smdh....
Mods I'm sorry in advance just in case.

 

[RosaJ]

Yeah if it has to be Vapers-something, Antonymous makes more sense. I know, I'm just a Grammar Allie.

Isn't Antonymous the guy who took over where Caesar left off with Cleopatra? I didn't know he smoked.

 

[RosaJ]

Yeah, sorry. Probably the amphetamines. Ignore me.

You should up your nicotine intake by smoking 2 cigarettes at a time, you know sort of double fisting it. You may be able to get off the amphetamines and save some money for a cigar.

 

[Shadav]

Don't brush your teeth too often. Yellow is the new white!

oh we fixed that problem

 

[The Ocelot]

Isn't Antonymous the guy who took over where Caesar left off with Cleopatra? I didn't know he smoked.

I'm not sure, but I know she did. Everything you read about her mentioned the ash - they must not have invented ashtrays yet. Was that before Jesus? I would think Jesus had ashtrays - wait, wasn't there a miracle where he made one out of a salad plate?

 

[beckyblue]

I love it when you Brits get so passionate about something.

I know! And, man, wouldn't you know, 2:15 AM and beddy-bye for the thread's Brits...just when it was getting all heated about the dude on the (prescribed) Bennies. I'll bet someone was about ready to exclaim "Jiminy Cricket!" Bummer summer.

 

[RosaJ]

That is so wrong!! We want to distance ourself as far away from vaping as possible. We are smoking not vaping, a product like that only confuses the public.

Is that a vaping device? I thought it was a newfangled advanced pregnancy tester that will register the gender of the baby without a blood test. Go figure...

 

[CommaHolly]

I need advice,,,,,,,

I like bic lighters, but my friend has a zippo,,,,,,,,,

what's the BEST lighter?????????


(and I laughed so hard reading this that my family thinks I'm insane!)

 

[Shadav]

That is so wrong!! We want to distance ourself as far away from vaping as possible. We are smoking not vaping, a product like that only confuses the public.

just until you get the hang of gentle touch and stop crushing your smokes

off topic: yeah so I really don't understand the idea behind the cover...lmfao when I tried to read about it I keep getting sent to porn sites lmfao....

 

[The Ocelot]

just until you get the hang of gentle touch and stop crushing your smokes

off topic: yeah so I really don't understand the idea behind the cover...lmfao when I tried to read about it I keep getting sent to porn sites lmfao....

Silly person - You have to read the large fine print.

NOVA|Electronic cigarettes|Electronic cigarette manufacturer|SLB E-cigarette|Sailebao Technology

Newest NOVA is the first one a whole plastic material electronic cigarettes, workmanship of it is exquisite and complex. The environmental protection technology response to low carbon life around the world which makes our environment better and better.

Yeah, plastic is known for that.

Color is subject to the object

Everything is either an eGo or a Nova these days.

 

[RosaJ]

I need advice,,,,,,,

I like bic lighters, but my friend has a zippo,,,,,,,,,

what's the BEST lighter?????????


(and I laughed so hard reading this that my family thinks I'm insane!)

I believe in basics, matches are my thing. Without matches, refuse workers would have to be laid off because of lack of trash. Think about it... don't you want to do your bit for the economy?

 

[chellemmm]

Unless your match falls in the trash.

I believe in basics, matches are my thing. Without matches, refuse workers would have to be laid off because of lack of trash. Think about it... don't you want to do your bit for the economy?

 

[Racehorse]

Everything you read about her mentioned the ash -

I thought that was Henna and the crushed beetles and clay she used for makeup.


so she was a smoker too? No wonder she was so beautiful, we all know what great things smoking does for our skin!

Obviously, it made C ravishing.