Cigarette Newbie

[RosaJ]

I should also add that I ONLY smoke AMERICAN, none of that China crap for me. If it ain't American, it is FAKE. I know this because my friend told me while we were at Walmart looking for an I-pod phone.

I did a couple of "dry hits" and my filter tastes burnt.
I ran out of cigs and LICKED my friend's ashtray. Yummers. Now I want a CARAMEL flavored coffee Pluid Blood clone. With Koolada, because I don't like Menthol.

Chelle, would you pm me the instructions on how to modify an iphone into a stealth vape device? Promise I won't share it with anyone!

 

[mare ze dotes]

How do you smoke an I-pod phone? Do they sell it at FT? That would be a great stealth smoke! Nice curtains!

You know, mod it.

 

[e-pipeman]

You have to "jail-bait" it which will nullify your warranty.

 

[MiamiMom63]

I just hope they don't ban the Benson & Hedges cigs soon, or any of the other flavors/brands of cigs out there. The FDA just puts a warning sticker on the bottom from the Surgeon General saying their research shows it's harmful so all is good.



So I'm thinking they can just make a sticker to put on vaping stuff saying it causes dry mouth, better health, etc. etc., and then everything will be cool!

 

[Robino1]

No, no , no!!!! The American made is the knockoff!!!! China has the real stuff!
Also, the more expensive it is, you know it is a knock off. You can tell the knock offs by the color of the filter tip. Brown means that it is real, white is the fake.

I saw that on the forum, so it must be true, right?

 

[e-pipeman]

Vape stuff is Satan voiding his bowels. Give me a good Benson any day of the week.

 

[fabricator4]

Hi,
I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

I know that's a bit of a "here today, gone tomorrow" package but would it be enough to get me started?

Or should I go for it and buy a Dunhill pipe and solid gold Dunhill lighter? They have a great warranty and would last me a long time - I've read so much good stuff about them.

What do you think?

You should just buy a box of the most expensive cigars possible. You'll spend a lot of money on those B&H, so save yourself the trouble and just buy the cigars, they last a lot longer.

 

[e-pipeman]

No, no , no!!!! The American made is the knockoff!!!! China has the real stuff!
Also, the more expensive it is, you know it is a knock off. You can tell the knock offs by the color of the filter tip. Brown means that it is real, white is the fake.

I saw that on the forum, so it must be true, right?

ALWAYs believe EVEYRTHING you see on this FORUM becus it's all TRUE and even BETTER when posters SHOUT and Mispslee stuff.Imho.

 

[chellemmm]

Plus, when vapers blow their nasty vanilla flavored vapor in my face, I SWEAR I am going to call the police. Or punch them. It happened to me (and my KIDS) last week! TWICE! In the grocery store, even! Vapers were hanging out on the air freshener aisle and BLEW VAPOR in my KIDSES FACE. Where is the vapor etiquette?

 

[mare ze dotes]

I tried real hard to buy American made by China. Darn it! That is hard to find.

 

[skyztheLynnit]

No, no , no!!!! The American made is the knockoff!!!! China has the real stuff!
Also, the more expensive it is, you know it is a knock off. You can tell the knock offs by the color of the filter tip. Brown means that it is real, white is the fake.

I saw that on the forum, so it must be true, right?

It is true.. i can spot a fake filter tip from a mile away.. I'm saving my bones for something "heartier" made by one person.. in china.. made only FOR me.. that way i know I'm better than everyone. I also smoke leather for my ADS.

 

[e-pipeman]

You should just buy a box of the most expensive cigars possible. You'll spend a lot of money on those B&H, so save yourself the trouble and just buy the cigars, they last a lot longer.

Yeah, right, cigars...next you'll be saying that Upmanns and Romeo y Julietta taste nice. Pshaw! I could buy 500 Bensons for 1 cigar - and you can do more with a Benson. With the cigar you're just paying for the fancy tin.

 

[Train2]

I can't find a flavor I like, so I'm going to DIY.
I've got some tobacco seeds...
Would you recommend, after it's all grown up, that I dry the leaves with a blow dryer, or in the oven?

 

[chellemmm]

Microwave is the ONLY way to go. Where did you get your seeds? Did you pay for shipping?

 

[skyztheLynnit]

(I'm finding it hard to read other parts of the forum after reading this thread.. i just start laughing )

 

[e-pipeman]

Plus, when vapers blow their nasty vanilla flavored vapor in my face, I SWEAR I am going to call the police. Or punch them. It happened to me (and my KIDS) last week! TWICE! In the grocery store, even! Vapers were hanging out on the air freshener aisle and BLEW VAPOR in my KIDSES FACE. Where is the vapor etiquette?

You should call the police because not only are they killing your children but every unborn child in the world both today and in perpetuity.

 

[e-pipeman]

It is true.. i can spot a fake filter tip from a mile away.. I'm saving my bones for something "heartier" made by one person.. in china.. made only FOR me.. that way i know I'm better than everyone. I also smoke leather for my ADS.

Leather - wow! And of course with your bespoke China-made mod everyone will know that not only are you super-cool but also really, really rich. Have you thought about having a picture of a fat wallet as an avatar?

 

[chellemmm]

I find this GANG MENTALITY about buying cigars really offensive. Many of you have PMd me about the Cigar Fan Boys and there sheep followers. I will smoke what I want. Just because you smoke Cigars and are a veteran, you shouldn't make fun of newbies who want to smoke lighht cigarettez.

 

[Robino1]

I tried real hard to buy American made by China. Darn it! That is hard to find.

Don't you know? You have to be a part of a coop to get those! You need to be verified in order to get on the coop to get those American made by China products. But be careful, you might get someone that takes your money and doesn't deliver the product.

 

[e-pipeman]

"I can't find a flavor I like, so I'm going to DIY.
I've got some tobacco seeds...
Would you recommend, after it's all grown up, that I dry the leaves with a blow dryer, or in the oven?"

I would microwave them in a sealed tin. Or in a blast furnace.