Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

I've been toying around with this method. I'm glad you brought this up!
I harvested 500 plants in my backyard without a hazmat suit.. amateur mistake.. i passed out for a couple of days but it allowed me to catch up on some much needed sleep.

How do you smoke a hazmat suit? Does it come in packets of twenty or do you buy singles from the hairy guy with the shakes on the corner?

 

[MiamiMom63]

Somebody said to soak them in pure vodka, but I've only got flavoured stuff. Absolut Cranberry, if fact. Would that affect the final result? So far I've only managed to make a brown gooey mess with filter fibers swimming in it. There has got to be a more user-friendly way to recycle this stuff.

If I don't find a solution this weekend, I'll just re-write my budget and go get some pre-made domestic Dunhills. It's summertime, do I really need electricity?

I am currently working on practicing rewicking my filters with cotton roll I bought from Walgreens. You just need to make sure it's 100% cotton without dyes.

 

[MiamiMom63]

How do you smoke a hazmat suit? Does it come in packets of twenty or do you buy singles from the hairy guy with the shakes on the corner?

I get mine from the hairy guy that is talking to himself on the street corner. Does the guy with the shakes sell them cheaper or have more in stock?

 

[e-pipeman]

He shakes so much that he drops them. Street urchins pick them up and give them to me rather than working up a sooty chimney all day. Bless them!

 

[skyztheLynnit]

How do you smoke a hazmat suit? Does it come in packets of twenty or do you buy singles from the hairy guy with the shakes on the corner?

Taking into consideration that you're new to the wonderful world of smoking and it's reduced harm (as proven by two studies in outer Mongolia) .. I'm going to school you up. NEVER.. under ANY circumstances try to "smoke" a hazmat suit without reading the subforum on the dangers of safety gear. You can try to search on this site .. but you will likely get a message saying: "narrow your search stupid."

 

[mare ze dotes]

The easiest way to clean a filter is to put it in the road gutter and wait for a good rain fall. Rinse it good, it does.

 

[e-pipeman]

Thanks for this - it's really good advice. I always have trouble with search - if I type in "Players Navy Cut" i get results like "Cowboys -whoop-de-do" or "Are look looking at me funny?"

 

[e-pipeman]

The easiest way to clean a filter is to put it in the road gutter and wait for a good rain fall. Rinse it good, it does.

As I am often to be found rolling in the gutter I'm sure that this is a tip that I could use with ease. Thanks!

 

[skyztheLynnit]

Before i forget.. there's a father's day special on the Marlboro website. Enter code"lungcancer" for 10% off your order.

ETA. you can also enter in "free voice box" (case sensitive)

 

[e-pipeman]

Before i forget.. there's a father's day special on the Marlboro website. Enter code"lungcancer" for 10% off your order.

ETA. you can also enter in "free voice box" (case sensitive)

I shall have to persuade 'er indoors to treat me. This is so cool - can't wait for the free voice box. Steven Hawking rocks!

 

[AngelsBreath]

Oh
My
God



Thank you all, I really needed this thread...I have learned soooooooooo much and can't thank you enough. I will leave you all a little something in my will! hahahahahaha

 

[Deacon Aegis]

Just wanted to say, if you read this thread and imagine all of the posters posting using South Park voices, it just seems to fit....

 

[skyztheLynnit]

Look what the mailman just brought! So colorful!

 

[razor4432]

Did you smoke those all in one sitting? What was the TH and flavor comparison of them all? Best at top and worst at bottom?

 

[e-pipeman]

Look what the mailman just brought! So colorful!

Wow! If they ban our hobby you'll have enough to keep you going for at least a month! Respect, man!

 

[skyztheLynnit]

Did you smoke those all in one sitting? What was the TH and flavor comparison of them all? Best at top and worst at bottom?

I'm letting them cool down before i sample.. a friend piffed me a tobacco hitter to sample flavors but i lost my index finger trying to push the baccy down in it.. the damn thing nearly took off my hand! Now i just put some on the end of a firecracker and inhale. I'll post an update after I've tried them.

All are 50-formaldehyde 50-rat poison on my didgeridoo at 2.2 ohms 6500 volts

 

[Maggiemw]

I'm letting them cool down before i sample.. a friend piffed me a tobacco hitter to sample flavors but i lost my index finger trying to push the baccy down in it.. the damn thing nearly took off my hand! Now i just put some on the end of a firecracker and inhale. I'll post an update after I've tried them.

All are 50-formaldehyde 50-rat poison on my didgeridoo at 2.2 ohms 6500 volts

Yeah well, whaddya expect? Nasty foreign knock-offs, the lot of them. You're given' us real cameliers a bad name.

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm letting them cool down before i sample.. a friend piffed me a tobacco hitter to sample flavors but i lost my index finger trying to push the baccy down in it.. the damn thing nearly took off my hand! Now i just put some on the end of a firecracker and inhale. I'll post an update after I've tried them.

All are 50-formaldehyde 50-rat poison on my didgeridoo at 2.2 ohms 6500 volts

But what will you do with all the ash?

 

[razor4432]

I'm letting them cool down before i sample.. a friend piffed me a tobacco hitter to sample flavors but i lost my index finger trying to push the baccy down in it.. the damn thing nearly took off my hand! Now i just put some on the end of a firecracker and inhale. I'll post an update after I've tried them.

All are 50-formaldehyde 50-rat poison on my didgeridoo at 2.2 ohms 6500 volts

Definitely need to be more careful next time.

Heck with the colors of some of those, I wouldn't see a problem letting a kid play around with those for a little while.

 

[e-pipeman]

Definitely need to be careful. Wouldn't want to harm yourself.

Heck with the colors of some of those, I wouldn't see a problem letting a kid play around with those for a little while.

That's a great idea. You know those cages full of plastic balls they imprison toddlers in at malls? Chuck some of these in and - wham! - happy kids! Terrific!