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jtpjc

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I always thought this was Poutine:

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DJ RyckRak

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I would like to add a little more discord to this thread, but this shall only really piss off the Canadians. (I am not dissin' y'all, Arctic dwellers, my grandparents were born and raised in New Brunswick!).

Fries and gravy and cheese curds are not poutine, nor are they fit for normal human consumption (disclaimer: exceptions will be made if you are really drunk on Canadian beer, which runs about 50-70 proof).



Get with the Maritime Provinces, you heathens from Quebec...

THIS is a poutine:

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What in the hell is that ?
And I'm not in the same room if that is being served as food.
 

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Suggestion, take an ordinary ciggie and soak in your favorite liquid overnight, remove in the morning and light up. Careful because joose does have a tendency to catch fire and you don't want to lose your eyebrows. I'm still waiting for my right eyebrow to grow back after my little "incident" lol.

For the looks, simply spray paint black or silver depending on the color of your now worthless and useless e-cig.
 

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ok, ok, ok,,,,,y'all talked me into smoking with all the health benefits, savings and other advantages.

BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,I need a cigarette that LOOKS and TASTES exactly like an electronic cigarette!

I'm thinking you could mod a Sharpie pen by hollowing it out and sticking a cigarette inside.
 
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ok, ok, ok,,,,,y'all talked me into smoking with all the health benefits, savings and other advantages.

But,,,,,,,,,,,,i need a cigarette that looks and tastes exactly like an electronic cigarette!
these are both excellent suggestions! But seriously,,,,,,,I want it BIGGER. I want one that's MOD SIZED.
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ok, ok, ok,,,,,y'all talked me into smoking with all the health benefits, savings and other advantages.

BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,I need a cigarette that LOOKS and TASTES exactly like an electronic cigarette!

CommaHolly, hear me now and understand me later, I must reiterate that those e-cigalikes make for a slippery slope; they will set you up for a fall, a mighty fall into the maple-scented muck and mire of pg and vg; when the siren song of such half-steps up from 510s call you, you must cover your ears and "LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" with all your might; pry that monkey from your back once and for all, hurl him out the window, and get a cigar!

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But seriously,,,,,,,I want it BIGGER. I want one that's MOD SIZED.

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I'm thinking you could mod a Sharpie pen by hollowing it out and sticking a cigarette inside.

sort of how they "modded" a flashlight tube and DID put an ecigarette inside, for vaping........

............ah, well, all that vaping silliness behind us now that we are SMOKERS again. :toast:
 

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these are both excellent suggestions! But seriously,,,,,,,I want it BIGGER. I want one that's MOD SIZED.

If you want the joy of smoking with that nostalgic habit of messing around with the various bits of your ecig to make it work. I recommend the Propipi, you can change the stem and the bowl at will. You also get to look down on all the cigarette smokers and say such snotty comments as "if you haven't tried a Propipi you don't know anything about smoking" to prove your new superiority.

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some pretty good DIY tips in this.. soak tobacco 'like a tea bag' in liquid, get rid of pulp to have 'mother liquor', add chemicals of your choice like arsenic and acetone to mother liquor, mix together.. spread liquid on paper , chop paper up in little peices, mix with tobacco.. and voila! pure adulterated chemical tobacco bliss! Tobacco - YouTube
 
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