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jtpjc

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I have to admit, I relapsed on vaping today. A box I ordered before I quit arrived from Alice in Vapeland. It was Cupcake City. :facepalm: I'm so embarrassed. I am back on the Marlboro's though. One thing I've noticed, you don't get that satisfying throat burn and loss of taste from vaping. Anyone else have a hard time making the switch?

Easy: just don't put any e-liquid in your clearomizer or cartomizer. Satisfaction guaranteed!
 

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What? You mean, like a blunt? Drug talk is not allowed on this forum.

thinking of modding a newport with one of these
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Just a reminder everyone:

When out and about in the wild, remember to convulse as if you're going through the worse spasms of your life when you light up. If we look like we're enjoying our smoking, the FDA and the ANTZ at large will take their attention away from the vapers and will set their sights on us smokers. Lets keep them busy with the vapers so we can continue to relieve ourselves with the hacking coughs in public without censorship.

Your cooperation is very much appreciated.
 

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thinking of modding a newport with one of these
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I would apply a liberal coat of roofing tar with your fingers and run it length-wise on your cigarette...
To get the most satisfaction from your modification !
And think how classy you will look with your black fingers and that red and gold band !
 

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Easy: just don't put any e-liquid in your clearomizer or cartomizer. Satisfaction guaranteed!

If you must vape...
And you really want that 'throat burn'...
Adding a ml of kerosene to your juice will add that 'extra' kick you desire.
It goes expectably well with Mt Shasta Vapors 'Habanero in the Eyes' juice ! :evil:

But, you should really stick to smoking !:vapor:
 

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Ran out of lighter fluid for my Zippo this morning. But can happily say that i found some old aviation fuel and got some great performance from it eventually. Note the use of welding goggles before trying this impressive mod
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However. The cooling effect of cooking oil on ones face before lighting can only be described as temporary. On the upside though, i am continually tasting my favourite smoke, like permanently. Things are getting better and better with cigarettes.
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However. The cooling effect of cooking oil on ones face before lighting can only be described as temporary. On the upside though, i am continually tasting my favourite smoke, like permanently. Things are getting better and better with cigarettes.
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Ah, the joy of still having your eyesight. And eyes.
 

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Yes. I closed my eyes at the point of explosion. That's how i managed to post the results. Now it's off to the doctors to get nicotine enhanced balming oil.
Nicotine makes for one hell of a pain killer in the right dose so I'm told. I'm hoping for 100% but my doctor's a nut job. The last time i burnt my beard off he gave me balming oil enhanced with Eucalyptus.
On the upside though. To have my next cigarette i just lick my lips.Lovely
 

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I would like to add a little more discord to this thread, but this shall only really piss off the Canadians. (I am not dissin' y'all, Arctic dwellers, my grandparents were born and raised in New Brunswick!).

Fries and gravy and cheese curds are not poutine, nor are they fit for normal human consumption (disclaimer: exceptions will be made if you are really drunk on Canadian beer, which runs about 50-70 proof).

Get with the Maritime Provinces, you heathens from Quebec...

THIS is a poutine:

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That doesn't have anything to do with Ted Nugent does it?

This new obsession with Ted Nugent, Princess P, is it because you both have tails?

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Speaking of fetching dangling appendages, does anyone know where I can buy some of these?

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Wow, two of my heroes in one post:2cool:!
 
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This new obsession with Ted Nugent, Princess P, is it because you both have tails?

Ted+Nugent+-+Performing+fox+tail+from+behind+arms+raised+holding+guitar+LOS+ANGELES,+197.jpg


Speaking of fetching dangling appendages, does anyone know where I can buy some of these?

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Wow, two of my heroes in one post:2cool:!

No, it's the scary poutine thing. I keep thinking he has a song about it. No comment on the other scary thing.
 
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