Cigarette Newbie

[bnrkwest]

Oh man there were no directions!! I thought you had to light them well steeped meaning juicy with vodka! Now I know, dry them first. I will see if the vendor will at least replace my eyebrows or a credit for a carton on new smokes because there were no directions or warnings! Maybe we need the FDA involved to make these cigarettes safer to use. They should at least be labeled as flammable!

Oh man, don't let the FDA hear about this. I don't want my cigs taken off the market because some people don't know how to use them safely. You're supposed to dry them out first. Get a dehydrator. Excaliber is the top of the line and you can get a nice nine tray unit for $499, but they are one sale right now for $399. Hurry - there's only two colors left!

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[pamdis]

Oh man there were no directions!! I thought you had to light them well steeped meaning juicy with vodka! Now I know, dry them first. I will see if the vendor will at least replace my eyebrows or a credit for a carton on new smokes because there were no directions or warnings! Maybe we need the FDA involved to make these cigarettes safer to use. They should at least be labeled as flammable!

Leave my cigs alone! The vodka bottle is what should be labeled as flammable.

 

[Hotwire]

Some French Canadian guys told me the coolest way to attract women is too carry your pack tightly stuffed up the sleeve of your tee-shirt.

 

[pamdis]

Everyone, this has been repeated many times in the forums, but needs repeating:

If you want to steep your cigs, beginners should use anit-freeze. According to the best answer chosen at anwsers.yahoo.com: "Antifreeze is flammable, But its flash point is 115C = 240F, so you'd have to work to make it catch fire."

 

[pamdis]

double post

 

[Amish Ed]

Not to thread jack, but I couldn't find the answer anywhere else on the forum. Anybody out there have a 2000 Nissan Frontier? I need new tires and want to know where to get some.

 

[Myk]

Ok Please read this!!! I think I have a defective cigarette, after I tried soaking one in vodka to steep it, I went to light it and it burts into flames and I almost burnt my eye brows off!!! They should not have this style of cigarette on the market, it is flammable! I am shaking all over as I try to light another to calm my nerves- DAMMMMM not again! someone call the fire dept!!! Anyone see my eyebrows??????

All cigarettes can do this not just the ones for smoking. This is why you should never light up a cigarette for any reason without being there.

Oh good idea to put them in the freezer! So do you think they will last like forever then? Is anyone stock piling cigarettes in the freezer if FDA outlaws them? bnrk

I've actually got a few packs of Bush vs Dukakis election cigarettes in my freezer. I think they'll last.

 

[bnrkwest]

You do bring up a valid point, the dept is Alcohol, tobacco and Fire Arms, these all need labeled as flammable, after all doesn't a flame come out of fire arms as well?? The FDA is really falling down on the job as none of these items are labeled properly.

Leave my cigs alone! The vodka bottle is what should be labeled as flammable.

 

[kiwivap]

Not to thread jack, but I couldn't find the answer anywhere else on the forum. Anybody out there have a 2000 Nissan Frontier? I need new tires and want to know where to get some.

You don't look as good smoking a cigar in those. Get a Lamborghini. It seems expensive now but it will last and you will look cool in it, and you won't keep replacing tires.

 

[Maggiemw]

You don't look as good smoking a cigar in those. Get a Lamborghini. It seems expensive now but it will last and you will look cool in it, and you won't keep replacing tires.

There go the cigar-smokers again, up to their old "I ask an innocuous question and then you kinda innocently mention cigars in the answer" tricks again.

No, you can't invade this thread, making us all feel inadequate and inferior. Enough is enough already. Newbies, don't fall for it: you don't have to go all starry-eyed over cigars to be a decent human being...

 

[Amish Ed]

You don't look as good smoking a cigar in those. Get a Lamborghini. It seems expensive now but it will last and you will look cool in it, and you won't keep replacing tires.

But, i can't afford a Lamborghini. Besides there's too many fans out there. I won't use anything a bunch of people like.

 

[bnrkwest]

I have heard about the Lamborghini, but what is all the fuss, it has a windshield and a gas tank and tires and I can get a unit like it used for much less with same windshield, gas tank and tire features, so what is the Lamborghini fanboy raves about?? Is it really worth the extra money??

 

[kiwivap]

But, i can't afford a Lamborghini. Besides there's too many fans out there. I won't use anything a bunch of people like.

You can take out a loan and pay it off and you get to drive a Lamborghini at the same time. And you can sell the Lamborghini on the classifieds if you don't like it. Until you've driven one you don't know what cool smoking is.

 

[Maggiemw]

You can take out a loan and pay it off and you get to drive a Lamborghini at the same time. And you can sell the Lamborghini on the classifieds if you don't like it. Until you've driven one you don't know what cool smoking is.

Guys, see what we've done? We've let the cigar-smoking, Lamborghini-driving fanboys into the thread and now they'll never go away. It'll be "You don't know what real [insert activity here] is until you've got a cigar/Lamborghini..." and blah, blah, blah.

Now they're going to say I'm ganging up on them again. Well, I am. Wanna make something out of it?

 

[Amish Ed]

Isn't there something that drives and is built exactly like a Lamborghini, but for the price of my Frontier?


BTW, I can't read any other threads now. They just make me laugh.

 

[kiwivap]

Isn't there something that drives and is built exactly like a Lamborghini, but for the price of my Frontier?


BTW, I can't read any other threads now. They just make me laugh.

You can get a Citroen - good luck with all the seat leather holes from dropped cigarettes because you didn't get a car with military grade upholstery. At least get a cigar in a military grade cardboard box.

 

[kiwivap]

Guys, see what we've done? We've let the cigar-smoking, Lamborghini-driving fanboys into the thread and now they'll never go away. It'll be "You don't know what real [insert activity here] is until you've got a cigar/Lamborghini..." and blah, blah, blah.

Now they're going to say I'm ganging up on them again. Well, I am. Wanna make something out of it?

No. I've only been smoking 3 days and I am just saying what I heard. I am going to get a Lamborghini tho. I think. Will my Virginia Slims go with one?

 

[Maggiemw]

You can get a Citroen - good luck with all the seat leather holes from dropped cigarettes because you didn't get a car with military grade upholstery. At least get a cigar in a military grade cardboard box.

See? See? See? Insidious, nefarious influences...

 

[Hulamoon]

Yep. Yes. You do....
Love and hugs from the Lamborghini owning montecristo smoking civet coffee truffle lover

Newbies, don't fall for it: you don't have to go all starry-eyed over cigars to be a decent human being...

 

[kiwivap]

I have heard about the Lamborghini, but what is all the fuss, it has a windshield and a gas tank and tires and I can get a unit like it used for much less with same windshield, gas tank and tire features, so what is the Lamborghini fanboy raves about?? Is it really worth the extra money??

It will make your cigarettes taste different. No other car will make them taste as good.