Cigarette Newbie

[kiwivap]

Does that make the cigar taste better?

Oh definitely.

 

[RosaJ]

Unfiltereds really rock - great throat hit and you'll fog up the room!

If you get bits in your mouth simply spit them into a saucer for rebuilding further down the line. NEver throw anything away. I have an attic full of pre-owned toilet tissue.

Eeeewwwweee... toilet tissue is not that expensive. Just throw it away, your health is more important than a couple of dollars!

 

[kiwivap]

Duh! How is anybody looking at you going to tell it's a real one and not a cheap, knock-off fake if you don't have the tin to wave under their noses? From some flimsy cigar band that isn't even in English? Logic 101.

The real tins have special extra thick paint.

 

[bnrkwest]

Only if you steep it in vodka in the military grade tin. Oh be sure to dry it first, if not see my previous post in this thread and search "eyebrows".

Does that make the cigar taste better?

 

[Ref Minor]

Ok the fanboys have convinced me, I want a twisted cigar and pink & black striped colored Lamborghini that is a plug in or hybred like a Prius, can anyone tell me the best place to order this set up??? Cost is a problem, someone that takes payments for several years! bnrk

If you don't BUY it from the weird OLD couple with the store down the lane off the MAIN road at twice the price, the government Freemasons will COME to your house whilst you are out and SPRAY a thin layer of yellowish tar over all YOUR belongings.

 

[kiwivap]

Ok the fanboys have convinced me, I want a twisted cigar and pink & black striped colored Lamborghini that is a plug in or hybred like a Prius, can anyone tell me the best place to order this set up??? Cost is a problem, someone that takes payments for several years! bnrk

There is only one vendor for pink & black striped colored Lamborghinis and they are out of stock. Always. Fortunately I am able to assist you, but can say no more here as this is not the classies. Keep your eyes peeled.
(Thinks to self - who came up with that saying - who peels their eyes - yerk)

 

[RosaJ]

This is a great idea and also handy if you're planning to rob a liquor store

No need to rob a liquor store, just visit the PIF forum!

 

[RosaJ]

The poor little match girl won't be so poor if she sells lots of matches. And wood is a renewable resource. There are only finite supplies of butane. We could be wasting our children's future with our selfish consumption of fossil fuels.

Totally agree with you, wood is organic.

 

[RosaJ]

Do you have to be a contortionist?

Nah, they were just bragging.

 

[RosaJ]

OT post - why spend money on tires when you could buy Benson & Hedges? Just sayin'...

Yeah, the guy in the Lamborghini will give you a ride anywhere you want as long as you keep puffing the B&H in his car with the top down.

 

[bnrkwest]

Do you take PayPal?? No mention of ciggies or Lamborghini implied.

There is only one vendor for pink & black striped colored Lamborghinis and they are out of stock. Always. Fortunately I am able to assist you, but can say no more here as this is not the classies. Keep your eyes peeled.
(Thinks to self - who came up with that saying - who peels their eyes - yerk)

 

[RosaJ]

If you have purchased a Smoktech Groove Ciggy, please stop using it and contact your supplier immediately. Please see this page for more details.

You forgot to post the link! I want pictures to believe it.

 

[RosaJ]

Now ya talkin'!

I don't know why anyone would waste good tobacco by chopping it up and rolling it in paper. There's a special cigar rolling tool called a 'slap-yo-daddy' that makes it easier to get the tobacco leaves into a roll. It also assists in adding the saltpetre and sulphur, and some of them even cut one end of the cigar for you. I highly recommend this tool but make sure you get a genuine slap-yo-daddy as there's a lot of imitators out there.

Great idea! I already have a "slap-yo-mama" tool. They will go together so well in my China cabinet!

 

[RosaJ]

Is there a meet scheduled anywhere? I've learned so much from this thread- I really want to meet other smokers and see some of these tricks and tips in person. I especially want to learn how to rebuild. And maybe if i could just try someone's cigar, I'd understand what all the fuss is about.

Oh, yes, me too! A roomful of smokers all smoking and talking at the same time will be an unforgettable experience.

 

[RosaJ]

It's probably worth it...there are almost no informal meets here anymore. There's one i go to every week, but it's just a few people and they all use the same e-cig-a-likes. Nothing new and daring at all. And no one there can tell me what price to put on the vintage pack of smokes that's been steeping in the glove box of my car for the past three and a half years.

I don't think the pack in your car is "smokable" anymore. But you can definitely bronze it and display it proudly in your home.

 

[RosaJ]

I've been trying to get one of my friends to stop vaping, but she is hooked on those shiny, glittery fake eGos from China (where everything is so fake it's unreal). She said she'd try cigarettes if she could get some that were really unique looking. What do you think of this:

OMG! Contact the vendor, it may be still be under warranty.

 

[MiamiMom63]

Not to thread jack, but I couldn't find the answer anywhere else on the forum. Anybody out there have a 2000 Nissan Frontier? I need new tires and want to know where to get some.

Amish Ed, if you are Amish then you shouldn't be driving a gas fueled vehicle anyways! I highly recommend a mechanical of some sort.

 

[charmschool]

There is only one vendor for pink & black striped colored Lamborghinis and they are out of stock. Always.

DUH, that's what the "email me when back in stock" button is for! That way, you'll always be 4 hours late checking you email. This is information all newbies should learn, right off the bat. Trust me kid, go to directly to the manufacturer, but buy a "blemished" cigar. Odds are, you'll never notice the defect.....

 

[RosaJ]

Just found a new vendor that only charges £125.99 for this totally rebuildable set-up
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Awesome thread people.
Tip: for total stealth vaping try adding a bit of green herb to disguise the smell associated with non e-cigs

I wouldn't buy those unless they're from a reputable lab approved by the FDA. We don't know where they were used...

 

[kiwivap]

Do you take PayPal?? No mention of ciggies or Lamborghini implied.

Payments are "childrens party gift".