Cigarette Newbie

[The Ocelot]

I've been trying to get one of my friends to stop vaping, but she is hooked on those shiny, glittery fake eGos from China (where everything is so fake it's unreal). She said she'd try cigarettes if she could get some that were really unique looking. What do you think of this:

 

[mediocre toker]

Just found a new vendor that only charges £125.99 for this totally rebuildable set-up

Awesome thread people.
Tip: for total stealth vaping try adding a bit of green herb to disguise the smell associated with non e-cigs

 

[Maggiemw]

I was arrested today stealth smoking in a cinema, I followed all the advice from here, I used my smaller Romeo y Julietta cigar, I sat on the back row and I blew the smoke from each drag down my sleeve. Then after about 5 minutes a Mother with 2 small children asked me to stop, I gave her a CSAA leaflet and explained about my constitutional rights and she went away, problem solved, boy was I wrong, next thing I know 2 LEO lackeys of Big eCig and the Government appeared, I quickly reached for a CSAA fact card in my jacket pocket and the next thing I knew I had been tazered, cuffed and dragged into custody. I plan on explaining to the judge about my rights as a smoker and will be lighting up in court, the CSAA have told me that Benjamin Franklin smoked and he was a lawyer and he wrote the constitution so therefore they support my right.

Wish me luck next Tuesday, I will see you all at the smoking meet at the corner of 5th and Pulasky on Tuesday night.

IDK, man, but every time one of you cigar-smokers gets arrested for puffing in a public place, or pulled over by the traffic cops for suspicious activity, you give the rest of us a bad name, you scare off newbies and little kids, and you make it that much easier for Big Government to wipe us all off the map.

Then you come in here and expect pity for your irresponsible behaviour? No way, Jose. I mean, it's my constitutional right to jump off a tall building waving my Batman wings, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

 

[The Ocelot]

IDK, man, but every time one of you cigar-smokers gets arrested for puffing in a public place, or pulled over by the traffic cops for suspicious activity, you give the rest of us a bad name, you scare off newbies and little kids, and you make it that much easier for Big Government to wipe us all off the map.

Then you come in here and expect pity for your irresponsible behaviour? No way, Jose. I mean, it's my constitutional right to jump off a tall building waving my Batman wings, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Here we go again! Another person who thinks their personal preference is the best for everyone. I'm glad you've found what works for you, but for some people jumping off a tall building waving their Batman wings is a very good idea.

 

[shan57]

I am saving for the ultimate smoker's mod...the Trachebox V2.3. Hoping Fasttech gets them in soon!

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[Robino1]

But it comes in different shades, right?

Most definitely, 50 shades of gray, to be exact!

 

[The Ocelot]

Most definitely, 50 shades of gray, to be exact!

Thank you for making me feel less obscure.

 

[Rachy_B]

I went to the zoo and started drawing on a camel...apparently I shouldn't have done that in the monkey enclosure as its learned behaviour...x

(this is the polite version!)

 

[Robino1]

Thank you for making me feel less obscure.

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you the exact moment you needed my assistance in acknowledging your comment but I really was tired and I was starting to have tears from laughing and being tired I couldn't read anymore so I missed your comment because I had to close my ipad and go to sleep. Forgive me please?!

 

[The Ocelot]

I went to the zoo and started drawing on a camel...apparently I shouldn't have done that in the monkey enclosure as its learned behaviour...x

(this is the polite version!)

What did you draw on the camel?

 

[The Ocelot]

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you the exact moment you needed my assistance in acknowledging your comment but I really was tired and I was starting to have tears from laughing and being tired I couldn't read anymore so I missed your comment because I had to close my ipad and go to sleep. Forgive me please?!

I will if you hold a camel so I can draw on it.

 

[Robino1]

I will if you hold a camel so I can draw on it.

One lump or two?

 

[The Ocelot]

One lump or two?

I want to draw a bunny. I like bunnies.

 

[Robino1]

I want to draw a bunny. I like bunnies.

Well you ruined my punch line. You were supposed to say two. Then I would have replied with: I draw the line at one.

Thanks

 

[mediocre toker]

I want to draw a bunny. I like bunnies.

To eat?
Sorry

 

[Maggiemw]

Here we go again! Another person who thinks their personal preference is the best for everyone. I'm glad you've found what works for you, but for some people jumping off a tall building waving their Batman wings is a very good idea.

Ganging up on me like you're doing is not going to change my opinion. I got 439 pm's telling me I'm right, so don't fling facts in my face. Don't need 'em, don't want 'em. They just confuse the issue.

 

[Ref Minor]

Has anyone seen the PBastardo review of the JPS superkings on YouTube, they are my new favouritist ever.

 

[The Ocelot]

Well you ruined my punch line. You were supposed to say two. Then I would have replied with: I draw the line at one.

Thanks

Helloooo....I'm an ocelot. I weigh about 20 pounds which means my brain is smaller than a tangerine. You wrote "lumps," was I supposed to read it as "humps?" Well I didn't. I read lumps, which made me think of sugar; which made me think of tea; which now I want, but can't have because I have to go to sleep.

Thanks

 

[The Ocelot]

Has anyone seen the PBastardo review of the JPS superkings on YouTube, they are my new favouritist ever.

It that one of those tracking thingys that tells you where you can go to smoke?

 

[Robino1]

It that one of those tracking thingys that tells you where you can go to smoke?

I thought it was one of those that tell you another smoker is in the area. Personally, I think the odor is enough of a giveaway.