Cigarette Newbie

[kiwivap]

Oh, yes, me too! A roomful of smokers all smoking and talking at the same time will be an unforgettable experience.

Oh its amazing. You can't see anybody for the fog and spend the whole time developing voice recognition skills. You also buy cartons and cartons of peanut butter flavored cigarettes and honeysuckle with lavender cigars because they look so nice and the stall people were nice and you recognised their voices the easiest. Not to be missed.

 

[RosaJ]

I went to the zoo and started drawing on a camel...apparently I shouldn't have done that in the monkey enclosure as its learned behaviour...x

(this is the polite version!)

At least you were polite about it.

 

[RosaJ]

I thought it was one of those that tell you another smoker is in the area. Personally, I think the odor is enough of a giveaway.

Wouldn't it be great if GPS showed places where we can smoke?

 

[MiamiMom63]

Is there a meet scheduled anywhere? I've learned so much from this thread- I really want to meet other smokers and see some of these tricks and tips in person. I especially want to learn how to rebuild. And maybe if i could just try someone's cigar, I'd understand what all the fuss is about.

We have smoking meets once a month down here in South Florida! Check out my signature link! At first we were really growing but then alot of our members started getting cancer and other illnesses. But we are attracting alot of new kids and delinquents so we are hopeful to start growing again!

 

[RosaJ]

But it was first renamed the AFTE - E for explosives and moved to the Dept of Homeland Security. This info is courtesy of fas.org - a very interesting site, mind you. I think I'm gonna bookmark it.

(I'm so going to be on a watch list now after googling "Is anti-freeze flammable" last night and the ATF this morning )

I wouldn't worry about it unless you see a funny looking bird that hums instead of chirps. If you do, make sure you blow your smoke towards it to jam its frequency.

 

[RosaJ]

There is only one vendor for pink & black striped colored Lamborghinis and they are out of stock. Always. Fortunately I am able to assist you, but can say no more here as this is not the classies. Keep your eyes peeled.
(Thinks to self - who came up with that saying - who peels their eyes - yerk)

You have to ask for a week to 2 weeks vacation from work because you'll have to sit by the computer at 8 o'clock sharp when they open for business and quickly enter your order no later than 8:05 am. After that, if your order didn't take, you'll have to do it all over again the next day.

 

[MiamiMom63]

There is only one vendor for pink & black striped colored Lamborghinis and they are out of stock. Always. Fortunately I am able to assist you, but can say no more here as this is not the classies. Keep your eyes peeled.
(Thinks to self - who came up with that saying - who peels their eyes - yerk)

They sell alot of great knockoff Lamborghinis at discountlamborghinis.com. Also, I tried peeling my eyes but could only do about half of them and couldn't reach the other part in the back.

 

[skyztheLynnit]

To the poster who suggested i drill holes in my cigarette to avoid an acrid burnt taste.. well i tried it.. I'm getting ZERO throat hit. Thanks a heap. You suck.

 

[MiamiMom63]

I wouldn't worry about it unless you see a funny looking bird that hums instead of chirps. If you do, make sure you blow your smoke towards it to jam its frequency.

You should be okay as long as your not using Verizon.

 

[Ref Minor]

They sell alot of great knockoff Lamborghinis at discountlamborghinis.com. Also, I tried peeling my eyes but could only do about half of them and couldn't reach the other part in the back.

I got the Limbogoonie from (MODERATED) for $1.57 delivered, it's pedal powered but looks just like the real thing. I do feel bad for the American Mom or Pop who die whenever one is ordered though.

 

[candimccann]

I've started coughing a lot and it was interfering with my smoking. I was taking my 15th dose of cough syrup and I had the most brilliant idea! Steep the tobacco in the cough syrup!! Kill 2 birds with one drag!
I've been smoking my cough medicine all morning and feel like a different person. My vision is a little blurry and I keep hearing strange noises, but the fact that I can't feel how sore my throat is anymore is worth it!
Oh, and the grape flavor isn't as good as that classic cough medicine cherry!
Highly recommended!

 

[ziggytrix]

Yeah, that sounds like a post 15th dose of cough syrup idea...

 

[RosaJ]

I got the Limbogoonie from FastTech for $1.57 delivered, it's pedal powered but looks just like the real thing. I do feel bad for the American Mom or Pop who die whenever one is ordered though.

I can only afford the one with the humongous rubber band. I hear you can send them in and have them upgraded to pedals, is that true?

 

[MiamiMom63]

I've started coughing a lot and it was interfering with my smoking. I was taking my 15th dose of cough syrup and I had the most brilliant idea! Steep the tobacco in the cough syrup!! Kill 2 birds with one drag!
I've been smoking my cough medicine all morning and feel like a different person. My vision is a little blurry and I keep hearing strange noises, but the fact that I can't feel how sore my throat is anymore is worth it!
Oh, and the grape flavor isn't as good as that classic cough medicine cherry!
Highly recommended!

If you keep at it for awhile, eventually you may get throat cancer and then they will prescribe some liquid coca-cola (I can't say the real name of the controlled substance) so that way your throat will get real numb! But that's only for advanced smokers.

 

[MiamiMom63]

I can only afford the one with the humongous rubber band. I hear you can send them in and have them upgraded to pedals, is that true?

Here's a great link for discounted pedals on eBay! Sometimes it's free shipping too! Just make sure you oxidize them good to remove the machine oils! Mountain Bike Pedals | eBay

 

[Ref Minor]

I can only afford the one with the humongous rubber band. I hear you can send them in and have them upgraded to pedals, is that true?

You have to do it yourself, just order pedals, I prefer the protected XYZ12345 pedals but others say the ABC54321 pedals are better or there is the LMN98765 pedal which rotates easier but can take the skin off your shins.

 

[kiwivap]

I got the Limbogoonie from (MODERATED) for $1.57 delivered, it's pedal powered but looks just like the real thing. I do feel bad for the American Mom or Pop who die whenever one is ordered though.

$1.57? Dude - how could you?? Don't you know there's a coupon code that takes 2c off?

 

[MiamiMom63]

You have to do it yourself, just order pedals, I prefer the protected XYZ12345 pedals but others say the ABC54321 pedals are better or there is the LMN98765 pedal which rotates easier but can take the skin off your shins.

Get the ones with the extension caps so you can use them with bigger feet if needed.

 

[Maggiemw]

I got the Limbogoonie from (MODERATED ) for $1.57 delivered, it's pedal powered but looks just like the real thing. I do feel bad for the American Mom or Pop who die whenever one is ordered though.

At least you know how to spell the name correctly.

I just wish you would support the American economy by buying local, though. I may not be American, but some of my best friends are, and they need the work. Good pedal pushers are hard to find, ya know.

 

[classwife]

...real post - sorry...

I got the Limbogoonie from (MODERATED) for $1.57 delivered, it's pedal powered but looks just like the real thing. I do feel bad for the American Mom or Pop who die whenever one is ordered though.

I moderated your post to remove the company name - Knock it off.