Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

If you like billowing clouds of really thick, black, almost gluey smoke, tire fires are the best. There's really nothing quite like it, except maybe a nice burning oil geyser, but they're kinda hard to smoke. Tires? Don't get me started!

Try inhaling the smoke left behind by an arson attack at a piggery. Nice!

 

[Ref Minor]

Try inhaling the smoke left behind by an arson attack at a piggery. Nice!

Ah, the old redneck hog roast

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm not as strong willed as you guys I guess. I just can't go cold turkey so I'm just trying to wean myself off some. I am currently using some of that soild gel oil tar from (MODERATED). It seems to work well but makes my fingers sore trying to squeeze it into the drip tip. I envy you guys that can just light it, suck it, toss it. Baby steps for me.

One step at a time. A visit to Wallmart begins with a single step.

 

[e-pipeman]

Strawberries? Everyone knows only kids like strawberries. I don't think any kid should be smoking unless it's to get them off vaping. Adults like flavors like Burnt Tire, Flaming Oil Slick, Dirty Sweat Sock, Body Odor You Can't Believe Came Out Of Someone's Body, Distillery On A Humid Day.
If you really want to kick that vaping habit you need to try some of these flavors. Make smoking taste better than vaping.

Sweaty leper flakes, no?

 

[e-pipeman]

Good idea! I was also thinking of using some White chocolate raspberry liqueur I have sitting around. A little concerned about lighting it tho from my past experience with vodka, but if it does catch fire no biggy because my eyebrows are already gone !

Try FT for replacement eyebrows. PM me for a coupon code.

 

[e-pipeman]

I use the premastication method. You can google it. I chew it all real good together over and over and gently place it from my mouth into a brown glass bottle. It's the same way a mom bird feeds her baby. That way no particles are wasted and you don't lose all those extra chemicals.

That seems to me to be a holistic approach.

 

[e-pipeman]

I save it on my bathroom ceiling. The steam rinses it down to the low points. Just roll your cigs in it. It's a great way to get more tarry goodness in every puff.
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I want more tarry goodness. Where can I buy it? Is it American made?

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm a super smart person and have a high I.Q. But I forget what it is right now. I will be one of the first vendors to come out with my line of premasticnic. And since I got my flu shot, the FDA will allow me to label them as organics. I'm going on Shark Tank with my line of premasticnic next week and will get alot of funding from that Fubu guy probably. Then I won't even need to mess with the classifieds.

Never mess with the classifieds. You risk periodontal disease!

 

[Peekebe]

Great! Nothing like a good visual to convince the illiterate! Way to go!

I too like to cook my meatloaf this way since I use my oven for smoking the house.

 

[Myk]

I want more tarry goodness. Where can I buy it? Is it American made?

The factory is just a few feet away from me. I don't remember when I last painted but it's possible there are some UK tars in the mix but mostly American.

It's easy to make your own, just paint a small room with high gloss paint, smoke a lot and apply steam. I'm all about DIY.

 

[RosaJ]

Try inhaling the smoke left behind by an arson attack at a piggery. Nice!

Yum, bacon!!!

 

[Lerxst]

I'm crying!!!

But not because this thread is so hilarious that tears are running down my face. It's because I thought if I dripped straight nic into my eye that it would be a more efficient delivery system. Are the tears just a symptom of nic withdrawal or am I doing it wrong?

 

[Ref Minor]

I'm crying!!!

But not because this thread is so hilarious that tears are running down my face. It's because I thought if I dripped straight nic into my eye that it would be a more efficient delivery system. Are the tears just a symptom of nic withdrawal or am I doing it wrong?

You aren't getting enough nic, superglue an eyebath filled with 48mg nic to one of your eyes, if you still feel unwell you might need to soak your other eye too.

 

[Lerxst]

You aren't getting enough nic, superglue an eyebath filled with 48mg nic to one of your eyes, if you still feel unwell you might need to soak your other eye too.

Should I cut that with PG/VG or just use rubbing alcohol before adding the superglue?

 

[RosaJ]

I'm crying!!!

But not because this thread is so hilarious that tears are running down my face. It's because I thought if I dripped straight nic into my eye that it would be a more efficient delivery system. Are the tears just a symptom of nic withdrawal or am I doing it wrong?

Was it plain nic liquid or flavored? How many mg of nic? How often do you do this?

 

[chellemmm]

Darn. My cartons are "stuck" in Hong Kong. I should have paid extra for the Priority Shipping, but I took a chance on the cheaper, slow boat from, option.

 

[Ref Minor]

Was it plain nic liquid or flavored? How many mg of nic? How often do you do this?

It takes a few days for enough skin cells to die to allow the eyebath to be removed so I usually put one straight back on. If you need to drive then a pair of swimming goggles make a handy substitute.

 

[Ref Minor]

Should I cut that with PG/VG or just use rubbing alcohol before adding the superglue?

Alcohol is bad for you.

 

[beckyblue]

...Does anyone make David Hasselhoff wraps for filters?

The Hoff is actually an inhalation technique.

With all the demand they're getting, I know that a you'll be able to purchase a new C-Wrap for your filters in this design in no time -

Knew it! Never fails. Every time we get a nice, normal discussion going, someone has to chime in with "cigars." As if cigars are the only kewl way to go. Well, hey, guess what? Just 'cause you don't have a cigar doesn't mean you're a lesser person. Some people should get over themselves and their cigar-fixations. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

But I drive a Kia - will I not get the full flavour? Oh man...

Don't listen to jealous Maggie and these other haters, e-pipeman! The only way to go is to get the cigar already. A Lamborghini is a solid option for pretty full flavor, but you really haven't lived until you've SQUONKED your cigar in a HUMMER!!!!!

How do you smoke a Montecristo?
That's a sandwich.

Gawd, Train2, you are SO not keeping up with the latest and greatest smoking options out there!

Get the ones with the extension caps so you can use them with bigger feet if needed.

Obviously! ANY guy smoking his twist cigar in his new Lamborghini or HUMMER would need the bigger feet extension caps, natch!

We like smoking monkeys! Why should Homo Sapiens have all the fun? Let inferior primates and lesser mammals (like shrews) join the party, ok? Yay!

ALL the coolest chimps are already smoking. How else do you think Jia Ku would have become the international star that he is today?

But I've seen some very troubling things lately, people; I'm talking wanton cigar abuse disguised as some sort of freaky, kinky thrill, likely put out there by Big E-Cig -



We've really got to be vigilant and band together to fight these vaping goons!

 

[Lerxst]

Was it plain nic liquid or flavored? How many mg of nic? How often do you do this?

Well to be honest, I'm partial to sardines so I soaked a can in straight 500% nic to extract pure sardine essence. Then took half of it and put it in a shot glass, so I'm guessing if it 500% nic and I used half of it, it's about 250mg? Anyway, I hold the shot glass up to my eye and do sort of a "limbo" dance (face up). It's driving me crazy though cuz these damn Pro-stank shot glass leak all the time!! I try to do this at least every day before I have to drive the schoolbus. It's just not working for me. I'm getting real frustrated and I'm ready to give up and try vaping instead, but I heard its bad for you.