Cigarette Newbie

[bnrkwest]

I am looking for a different delivery system, I have tried the paper routine (cigarettes), cigar routine (leaf rolled) and the Rolls smoke routine (Smoke fills up cab) now I guess I am looking for something new, like a small smoke machine with a tube that goes directly in my mouth, any ideas???? I like the other systems just fine but need something new and fool proof.

 

[jtpjc]

I am looking for a different delivery system, I have tried the paper routine (cigarettes), cigar routine (leaf rolled) and the Rolls smoke routine (Smoke fills up cab) now I guess I am looking for something new, like a small smoke machine with a tube that goes directly in my mouth, any ideas???? I like the other systems just fine but need something new and fool proof.

Ah, way ahead of you:

1. Take a straw (the natural kind, made of straw)
2. Fill with tobacco
3. Add some e-juice (unless you don't want nic)
4. Light up.

Voila! And except for the e-juice it's 100% natural!

 

[jtpjc]

Professor Mike Seagull, professor in Health Sciences at the University of Barlmoron, is one of the first scientists to have done a meta analysis on the currently available studies on cigarettes. "Although the current available data are still very premature and sparse, there is a clear indication that cigarettes contain many more chemicals than e-cigs", professor Seagull stated at a very well attended press conference. "Bio Light Spectrometry has shown these cigarettes contain at least 4000 chemicals, and trace elements of at least 6000 more. When you compare that to the only four chemicals in e-cigs, you can see that cigarettes deliver much more value for money. If you take the weight-contents ratio into consideration, the choice is obvious: maybe 10000 chemicals in 1 gram, compared to 4 chemicals in let's say 80 grams!"
At the informal afterparty, where a smoke machine was vaporizing ten cigarettes a minute resulting in a nice mood setting blue smokey spicy ambiance, we were able to have a private talk with Professor Seagull. "I mean, it's incredible! How can they put 10.000 chemicals in just one gram of material? The future has only just begun!" His enthusiasm was truly addictive.
As these cigarettes gain more and more market share, we might very well see a rapid decline in the use of PV's, those pesky, clumsy, heavy, self destructing devices that have done the world no good. Indeed, the future is bright and it smells like smoke.

 

[Ref Minor]

Then a class on how to roll your own cigars to follow.

Will the virgins be fully certified?

 

[Ref Minor]

I am looking for a different delivery system, I have tried the paper routine (cigarettes), cigar routine (leaf rolled) and the Rolls smoke routine (Smoke fills up cab) now I guess I am looking for something new, like a small smoke machine with a tube that goes directly in my mouth, any ideas???? I like the other systems just fine but need something new and fool proof.

Get a Propipi, if you don't like them you have never owned one, I think all newbie smokers should go straight to it.

 

[Myk]

I am looking for a different delivery system, I have tried the paper routine (cigarettes), cigar routine (leaf rolled) and the Rolls smoke routine (Smoke fills up cab) now I guess I am looking for something new, like a small smoke machine with a tube that goes directly in my mouth, any ideas???? I like the other systems just fine but need something new and fool proof.

Maybe you could mod your CPAP to accept a 1lb capacity pipe bowl on the intake.

 

[The Ocelot]

Does anyone else find the man with the Hello Kitty ciggy holder just a tad disturbing??

It's the dirty nails...

 

[The Ocelot]

Professor Mike Seagull, professor in Health Sciences at the University of Barlmoron, is one of the first scientists to have done a meta analysis on the currently available studies on cigarettes. "Although the current available data are still very premature and sparse, there is a clear indication that cigarettes contain many more chemicals than e-cigs", professor Seagull stated at a very well attended press conference. "Bio Light Spectrometry has shown these cigarettes contain at least 4000 chemicals, and trace elements of at least 6000 more. When you compare that to the only four chemicals in e-cigs, you can see that cigarettes deliver much more value for money. If you take the weight-contents ratio into consideration, the choice is obvious: maybe 10000 chemicals in 1 gram, compared to 4 chemicals in let's say 80 grams!"
At the informal afterparty, where a smoke machine was vaporizing ten cigarettes a minute resulting in a nice mood setting blue smokey spicy ambiance, we were able to have a private talk with Professor Seagull. "I mean, it's incredible! How can they put 10.000 chemicals in just one gram of material? The future has only just begun!" His enthusiasm was truly addictive.
As these cigarettes gain more and more market share, we might very well see a rapid decline in the use of PV's, those pesky, clumsy, heavy, self destructing devices that have done the world no good. Indeed, the future is bright and it smells like smoke.

Thank you for sharing! I love science stuff!

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Well, as usual the noob OP posts and then just disappears without thanking every single post on all 87 pages.

I'm done with the new member smokers forum.

Professor Mike Seagull, professor in Health Sciences at the University of Barlmoron, is one of the first scientists...

Just noticed that so freaking funny...

 

[Hulamoon]

Hi, I'm too lazy to check to see if this has been asked, and I demand immediate gratification anyway, so

I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

 

[Kopfstimmen]

Hi Hulamoon,
If you just use the search function in ECF, you won't get snarky replies about how this question has already been asked. It's currently being discussed in this thread:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-e-smoking-discussion/430314-cigarette-newbie.html

 

[The Ocelot]

Hi, I'm too lazy to check to see if this has been asked, and I demand immediate gratification anyway, so

I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

Get your act together! The forum has thousands of threads to help people stop vaping and start smoking. The answer to every question you can possibly think of has been posted somewhere (by the way, your car keys are between the couch cushions, underneath the remote).

Members are passionate about helping people get off of the juice and are here for you 27/4, so do your part and PAY ATTENTION! We have experiences to share, but unless you can prove you don't have fingers this isn't a Googling service.

Welcome!

 

[chellemmm]

HEY. I flew back and am soaking my stuff in tequila and vodka and got the propane lighter which isn't cheap chinese stuff. STOP PMing me in my sleep.

 

[Hulamoon]

Bwahahahahaahaaaaaaa. Love the smiley and have been tempted many times.
Hmmm....That's strange though. I don't have a car....OK guys
Whose car key is that?

Get your act together! The forum has thousands of threads to help people stop vaping and start smoking. The answer to every question you can possibly think of has been posted somewhere (by the way, your car keys are between the couch cushions, underneath the remote).

Members are passionate about helping people get off of the juice and are here for you 27/4, so do your part and PAY ATTENTION! We have experiences to share, but unless you can prove you don't have fingers this isn't a Googling service.

Welcome!

 

[Peekebe]

Really?!? Wow, that's incredible!!! Why did it take 133 years (!) for cigarettes to finally become mainstream?

So we could tell who the truly "cool kids" are and who just follows along.....stooopid sheep

 

[RosaJ]

For the last two weeks since I started back to smoking my sense of smell is gone. I used to be able to smell freshly mowed grass, flowers, the street asphalt after a rain shower, people's bo, etc. Don't get me wrong, I welcome it as I didn't enjoy some of the smells anyway.

Has this happened to you? Should I be concerned? Comments please. TY

 

[Hulamoon]

But think of the huge advantages! Ever had to go to the bathroom after someone just dropped the "armageddon"? Just light that cig up! Ain't no vape in the world can handle those olefactory phenomenons like a real cigarette!

For the last two weeks since I started back to smoking my sense of smell is gone. I used to be able to smell freshly mowed grass, flowers, the street asphalt after a rain shower, people's bo, etc. Don't get me wrong, I welcome it as I didn't enjoy some of the smells anyway.

Has this happened to you? Should I be concerned? Comments please. TY

 

[Ref Minor]

Hi, I'm too lazy to check to see if this has been asked, and I demand immediate gratification anyway, so

I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

Just get a cigar

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm really pretty confused by all of this! There's just so much to take in!!
I'm a relative newby here, so pardon if this is a dumb question, but...If I take a regular and cut it in half, would that
work as 2 mini's for out and about stealth smoking??

Be sure to cut it in half lengthways. You can then apply cigarette paper to the open side to create an elegant, slim cigarette which will make you sexually attractive and fragrant.

 

[e-pipeman]

Well, hold on to it and hide it. The Antis are going to ban lighters and then our cigarettes!

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/outside/430708-ban-novelty-lighters-ny.html

By Jon Campbell, Gannett Albany Bureau

ALBANY - The sale of novelty lighters shaped like toys, guns and cartoon characters could soon be banned under a bill poised to pass the state Legislature next week.
The state Senate this week passed the measure, which would prohibit retailers from selling any lighters that emit sound effects, flashing lights or are shaped like another object, such as a musical instrument or an animal. The state Assembly is soon to follow soon, according to the office Assemblyman Jeffrey Dinowitz, the Manhattan Democrat sponsoring it.
Such lighters are often found for sale in convenience stores and gas stations. Critics say they cater to children and have the potential to cause major accidents.

(sadly, this is real... )

I have just set up a business importing the amazing ultra-realistic "Poo-Poo Farty Novelty Lighter for the Under-5s". Sadly it seems that I may be regulated out of existence. Bah!