Cigarette Newbie

Status
Not open for further replies.

DJ RyckRak

Ultra Member
ECF Veteran
Jan 12, 2013
1,104
1,736
Somewhere in New England
Well, just got back from the hospital.

Tried 'Smoking Joe'
It was awful... What with the camel hair smell and the tobacco leafs bursting into flames.
Knew I should have aired out the camel hair jacket from the dry cleaner bag.
The ambulance came and put a oxygen mask on me...then my head was really spinning !!!
Ain't had that much pure oxygen in a a long time.
Told the doctor about the 'Rolls Along', 'Marlboro Country', Atlantis and my swimming camels....
He gave me some medicine and a couple of his 'ready rolls' and said I should stay home tonight.
But I gotta go pick up the misses and my three boys...
Maybe I'll use the moped...
Wonder if they will recognize me with all the bandages ???
 

Racehorse

ECF Guru
ECF Veteran
Verified Member
Jul 12, 2012
11,230
28,254
USA midwest
How easily can we use one of these in the car?

Very easily.

And it's really fun when you drop a lit one, while driving, and it falls into a place where you have to pull over to find it.

Of course, that is part of the "rush" and "adventure" of smoking cigarettes, one of the perks, so to speak.
 

Dave76

Senior Member
ECF Veteran
Oct 5, 2012
86
102
Wichita Falls TX
Very easily.

And it's really fun when you drop a lit one, while driving, and it falls into a place where you have to pull over to find it.

Of course, that is part of the "rush" and "adventure" of smoking cigarettes, one of the perks, so to speak.
This is part of the fun of flicking out the window. If you get everything just right, the wind will blow the .... back through the window. Extra points if it lands in the back seat.
 

e-pipeman

Vaping Master
Supporting Member
ECF Veteran
Oct 16, 2008
5,430
5,594
Brown Edge, England
Don't have a table, it burnt down because I forgot to put a cigarette in the ashtray. As a matter of fact, because my tinfoil hats were on the table, they have melted. Just like my garlic sauce.

Wow - trouble follows you like a hungry duckling, doesn't it?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users who are viewing this thread